Semantic search

You see: You bounce up and down like a little kid.
Others see: <Person> begins bouncing up and down like a little kid!

JUMP (while sitting)
You see: You bounce in your seat!
Others see: <Person> bounces from where <he/she> is sitting!

JUMP <person>
You see: You jump back from <Person>!
Target sees: <Person> jumps back from you!
Others see: <Person1> jumps back from <Person2>!

JUMP <self> - This varies and gives 5 second Roundtime

JUMP (in water)
You see: You jump up in the air and land with a colossal *WHOOOOSH*, spraying water everywhere!
Others see: <Person> jumps up in the air and lands with a colossal *WHOOOOSH*, spraying water all over you!

You see: Kicking yourself? Aww...it can't be that bad, can it?
Others see: <Person> looks like <he/she> could kick <himself/herself>.

KICK <person>
You see: You kick <Person>!
Target sees: <Person> walks over and kicks you in the shin!
Others see: <Person1> kicks <Person2>!

KICK <person> (while lying down)
You see: You throw a glorious temper tantrum!
Others see: <Person> throws a bit of a temper tantrum!

KICK (in water)
You see: You lean back and kick your feet, churning up water that sprays out in all directions.
Others see: <Person> churns up water with her feet, spraying you thoroughly.

KICK <person> (in water)
You see: You kick water at <Person>, spraying <him/her> thoroughly.
Target sees: <Person> kicks <his/her> feet, churning up water that sprays you thoroughly.

KICK <item> (not worn or held)
You see: Now what did <item> ever do to you?
Others see: <Person> just tried to kick <item>.
Additional custom usage available for many verby items.

You see: You lick the tip of your nose.
Others see: <Person> licks the tip of <his/her> nose.

KISS <Player>
You see: You kiss <Player>.
Others see: <Person> just kissed you.

KISS <Player> HAND
You see: You take the hand of <Player> and kiss the back of it.
Others see: <Person> takes your hand and gently kisses the back of it.

KISS <Player> NECK
You see: You gently kiss <Player> on the neck.
Others see: <Person> gently kisses you on the neck.

KISS <Player> FOREHEAD
You see: You gently kiss <Player> on the forehead.
Others see: <Person> gently kisses you on the forehead.

KISS <Player> NOSE
You see: You kiss <Player> on the nose.
Others see: <Person> Catrin kisses you on the nose.

KISS <Player> CHEEK
You see: You gently kiss <Player> on the cheek.
Others see: <Player> gently kisses you on the cheek.

KISS <Player> SLOW (unmarried)
You see: <Player> seems a little reserved for that. / You kiss <Player>.
Others see: <Player> just kissed you.

KISS <Player> LIGHT
You see: You give <Player> a light kiss.
Others see: <Player> gives you a light kiss.

KISS <Player> TENDER (unmarried)
You see: <Player> seems a little reserved for that. / You kiss <Player>.
Others see: <Player> just kissed you.

KISS <Player> PLAYFUL
You see: You grin at <Player>, blowing her a playful kiss.
Others see: <Person> grins at you, blowing a playful kiss in your direction.

KISS <Player> LOVING (unmarried)
You see: <Player> seems a little reserved for that. / You kiss <Player>.
Others see: <Player> just kissed you.

KISS <Player> GENTLE
You see: You give <Player> a gentle kiss.
Others see: <Person> gives you a gentle kiss.

KISS <Player> AIR
You see: You lean forward, your lips not quite touching <Player>'s as you make little kissy noises.
Others see: <Person> leans forward, her lips not quite touching yours as she makes little kissy noises.

KISS <item>
You see: You kiss <item>!
Others see: <Person> just kissed <item>!

You see: You kneel down upon the ground.
Others see: <Person> kneels down.

KNEEL <sitting>
You see: You kneel.
Others see: <Person> kneels.

KNEEL <prone>
You see: You rise to a kneeling position.
Others see: <Person> rises to a kneeling position.

KNEEL <person> <standing>
You see: You kneel down upon the ground before <Person>.
Target sees: <Person> kneels down before you.
Others see: <Person1> kneels down before <Person2>.

KNEEL <person> <sitting>
You see: You kneel before <Person>.
Target sees: <Person> kneels before you.
Others see: <Person1> kneels before <Person2>.

KNEEL <person> <prone>
You see: You rise to a kneeling position before <Person>.
Target sees: <Person> rises to a kneeling position before you.
Others see: <Person1> rises to a kneeling position before <Person2>.

You see: You knock upon <item>.
Others see: <Player> knocks on <item>.

Displays the help menu.

LANGUAGE
Displays a list of languages that you know, and highlights the one you are currently speaking

LANGUAGE {tongue}
Switches to the chosen language

You see: You laugh!
Others see: <Person> laughs!
If hidden others see: You hear someone laugh.

LAUGH <self>
You see: You laugh at yourself.
Others see: <Person> laughs at <himself/herself>.

LAUGH <person>
You see: You laugh at <Person>!
Target sees: <Person> laughs at you!
Others see: <Person1> laughs at <Person2>.

LAUGH <creature>
You see: ?
Others see: ?

LAUGH HAPPY
You see: You laugh happily.
Others see: <Person> laughs happily.
If hidden others see: You hear someone laughing happily nearby. </ br>

LAUGH MANIAC
You see: You laugh in maniacal glee!
Others see: <Person> cackles like a lunatic!
If hidden others see: You hear someone cackling like a lunatic! </ br>

LAUGH SOFT
You see: You laugh softly, trying to hide your amusement.
Others sees: <Person> laughs softly, trying to hide <his/her> amusement.
If hidden others see: You hear someone laughing softly nearby. </ br>

LAUGH LOUD
You see: You burst out in loud, raucous laughter.
Others see: <Person> bursts out in loud, raucous laughter.
If hidden others see: You hear loud, raucous laughter nearby. </ br>

LAUGH MERRY
You see: You raise your voice in merry laughter.
Others see: <Person> raises <his/her> voice in merry laughter.
If hidden others see: You hear someone laughing merrily. </ br>

LAUGH PAIN
You see: You force yourself to laugh through your pain.
Others see: <Person> laughs through her pain, grinning stoically.
If hidden others see: You hear someone laughing nearby. </ br>

LAUGH MOCKING
You see: You snort a derisive laugh, sneering in mockery.
Others see: <Person> snorts a derisive laugh, sneering in mockery.
If hidden others see: You hear a snort of derisive laughter. </ br>

LAUGH SAD
You see: You laugh, your eyes reflecting barely hidden sorrow.
Others see: <Person> laughs, <his/her> eyes reflecting barely hidden sorrow.
If hidden others see: You hear someone laugh nearby. </ br>

LAUGH EVIL
You see: You cackle deep in your throat, your voice rising in chilling laughter.
Others see: <Person> cackles deep in <his/her> throat, <his/her> voice rising in chilling laughter.
If hidden others see: You hear a dark, chilling cackle of laughter nearby. </ br>

LAUGH TRIUMPH
You see: You burst out in triumphant laughter!
Others see: <Person> bursts out in triumphant laughter!
If hidden others see: You hear a triumphant laugh nearby! </ br>

LAUGH DRUNK
You see: You hiccup and giggle with drunken laughter.
Others see: <Person> hiccups and giggles with drunken laughter.
If hidden others see: You hear someone giggling drunkenly nearby. </ br>

LAUGH SILLY
You see: You begin to giggle, then burst out in a silly laugh.
Others see: <Person> begins to giggle, then bursts out in a silly laugh.
If hidden others see: You hear a silly giggle and a laugh nearby. </ br>

LAUGH INSANE
You see: You burst into a fit of insane laughter!
Others see: <Person> cackles insanely, wild-eyed and drooling.
If hidden others see: You hear a wild, cackling laugh nearby. </ br>

LAUGH NERVOUS
You see: You force a grin and laugh nervously.
Others see: <Person> forces a grin and laughs nervously.
If hidden others see: You hear someone laughing nervously nearby. </ br>

LAUGH BELLY
You see: You hold your sides and let out a rumbling belly laugh.
Others see: <Person> holds <his/her> sides and lets out a rumbling belly laugh.
If hidden others see: You hear a rumbling belly laugh nearby. </ br>

LAUGH ROAR
You see: You throw back your head and roar with laughter!
Others see: <Person> throws back <his/her> head and roars with laughter!
If hidden others see: You hear a roar of laughter. </ br>

LAUGH DELIGHT
You see: You laugh with delight!
Others see: <Person> laughs with delight, <his/her> eyes full of merriment.
If hidden others see: You hear a laugh of delight nearby. </ br>

LAUGH DONKEY
You see: You rear back your head and let out a guffaw that would inspire envy in a donkey.
Others see: <Person> rears back <his/her> head and lets out a honking guffaw that would inspire envy in a donkey.
If hidden others see: You hear a loud, honking guffaw nearby. </ br>

LAUGH SNORT
You see: You burst out in a sudden snort of laughter.
Others see: <Person> bursts out in a sudden snort of laughter.
If hidden others see: You hear a sudden snort of laughter. </ br>

LAUGH MUFFLED
You see: You give a muffled laugh.
Others see: <Person> gives a muffled laugh.
If hidden others see: You hear a muffled laugh. </ br>

LAUGH NOT
You see: You hold your hand up before your lips, trying desperately not to laugh. Maybe your choking noises will be mistaken for a swallowed fishbone.
Others see: <Person> holds her hand up before her mouth and begins to cough, <his/her> shoulders shaking. Hope it's not contagious!
If hidden others see: You hear a strangled, choking noise, but can't see who made it! </ br>

You see: You shift your weight.
Others see: <Person> shifts <his/her> weight.

LEAN <forward/back/left/right>
You see: You lean <back/forward/to your left/right>.
Others see: <Person> leans <back/forward/to his/her left/right slightly>.

LEAN <self>
You see: You fold your arms across your chest.
Others see: <Person> folds her arms across her chest.

LEAN <person>
You see: You lean on <Person>.
Target sees: <Person> leans on you.
Others see: <Person1> leans on <Person2>.

LEAN <object> (in this case, a tree)
You see: You lean against a towering linden tree.
Others see: <Person> leans against a towering linden tree.

You see: You leap up into the air, your hand outstretched to the sun!
Others see: <Player> leaps up into the air, <his/her> hand outstretched to the sun!

LEAP (indoors)
You see: You leap up into the air, your hand outstretched to the ceiling!
Others see: <Player> leaps up into the air, <his/her> hand outstretched to the ceiling!

LEAP (while sitting)
You see: You try to leap up from your sitting position, but only manage to propel yourself on to your back!
Others see: <Player> suddenly flings herself on to her back from a sitting position! How very strange.

LEAP (while kneeling, non-Ranger)
You see: You leap from your knees to your feet, taking on a readied stance.
Others see: <Player> leaps from her knees to her feet, taking on a readied stance.

LEAP (while kneeling, Ranger)
You see: You rise to your feet fluidly, like a large graceful cat.
Others see: <Player> rises to her feet fluidly, like a large graceful cat.

LEAP (while lying down)
You see: You kick your legs wildly into the air, lashing out at the ceiling!
Others see: <Player> kicks her legs wildly into the air, lashing out at the ceiling!

You see: You lecture, "<message>"
Others see: <Player> lectures, "<message>"
Example: LECTURE Both of you, knock that off!

You see: You lick your lips.
Others see: <Person> licks <his/her> lips.

LICK <person> - neutral demeanor
You see: You lean over and lick <Person>!
Target sees: <Person> leans over and licks you.
Others see: <Person1> leans over and licks <Person2>.

LICK <person> - friendly demeanor
You see: You lean over and lick <Person>, getting an amiable poke in the ribs in return.
Target sees: <Person> leans over and licks you. You give <him/her> an amiable poke in the ribs in return.
Others see: <Person1> leans over and licks <Person2>, getting an amiable jab in the ribs in return.

LICK <person> - warm demeanor
You see: You lean over and lick <Person>, getting a warm smile in return.
Target sees: <Person> leans over and licks you. You give <him/her> a warm smile in return.
Others see: <Person1> leans over and licks <Person2>, getting a warm smile in return.

LICK <person> - cold/reserved demeanor
You see: <Person> draws back to avoid your tongue.

LICK is additionally used as a custom command on many verbed items.

You see: You lie down.
Others see: <Person> lies down.

You see: You listen intently to the sounds around you.
Others see: <Person> appears to be listening intently for something.

   MAIL CHECK                               - checks your received mail
   MAIL COLLECT {stamp #}                   - collects a parcel mailed to you
   MAIL DND {on\off}                        - toggles do not disturb on or off
   MAIL RETRIEVE {stamp #}                  - retrieves a sent parcel that hasn't been picked up
   MAIL ESTIMATE {item}                     - estimates the cost of sending the designated item
   MAIL REJECT {stamp #}                    - returns a mail item to its sender
   MAIL SEND {name} (priority)              - send the item in your hands (prioritizing right)
                                              to the designated person's mailbox
   MAIL SEND {name} COD {amount} (priority) - sends mail, requests payment on delivery
   MAIL STATUS                              - checks the status of your sent mail
   MAIL INFO                                - much more in-depth information on the system

Note: (priority) is optional it will default to standard if not specified, and it can be
                  omitted entirely if you pre-stamp your package before SENDing it.

MAIL INFO:

The MAIL verb allows players to interact with the mail system to send and receive packages throughout Elanthia.  The local post offices are run by the Rundmolens -- the Dwarven family known for operating the Carousels (vaults).  As is their style, they only operate with Kronars.  For these new postal operations, they also only dispatch runners to your Zoluren banks they will not accept coins you're carrying at this time.

The very basics:
You can PUT the item you want to mail in an envelope or package, sold by the local post offices, close it, and MAIL SEND {NAME} to send the package to the target.  You MUST spell the name exactly -- it doesn't check if they're online or even if they have an active subscription.  If you send a package to someone you didn't intend to, or if the recipient fails to pick up their delivery, you can MAIL RETRIEVE it to get your items back.  You can check the status of the packages you've sent via MAIL STATUS.

You can LOOK at and STUDY many of the items used in the mail system to gain additional information.

Fees:
There's a fee for sending items.  The are several factors that determine the final fee.  First, the type of package you're sending, whether an envelope or a package, has a base rate associated with it.  
Additionally, all packages require a stamp to determine the class/speed of delivery -- you can either provide your own via the stampbooks, or the post office will happily add one for an increased fee.  The weight of all items inside the parcel being shipped increases the price, and this amount is modified by the stamp's class -- higher priority is a higher modifier.  The MAIL ESTIMATE tool can give you an idea of the fees you're looking at for a given package or individual item.

If you send a package with the COD option (payment on delivery), the receiver can choose to pay the fee you set to collect the package or reject it which will return the package to you.  The post office takes 2% of the amount.

Items:
Many of the items used by mail can either be customized by other items or provide such customizations.  This is a brief overview of the items:
 * Packages and envelopes -- all items sent through the MAIL system must be PUT into one of these.  The envelopes are suited to carrying letters or other very small items -- they only hold a single item.  They also have cheaper base fees when mailing.  Packages are larger, nearly backpack sized, and can hold up to 9 items at a time and have a higher cost.
 * Parchment -- you can WRITE letters with these parchments.  The language you are speaking when you write the first entry will be the language the letter is written in, so take care!  Don't send your Gnome friends something written in Ilithic!  STUDY has more information.  You will need a quill or similar writing item while writing away from the post office.
 * Quills -- Primarily these allow you to WRITE your letters while away from the post office if you do not already have such an item.  They have a few fluff verbs.
 * Wax and signets -- These go together.  If you PUT wax ON a package, envelope or parchment while wearing a signet, you can mark the item with the wax's color and the symbol on the signet ring.
 * Stamps determine the speed (priority, class) that a package is delivered.  Standard deliveries take 1 hour, express takes 20 minutes, and first class is delivered instantly.
 * Stampbooks contain 20 of a particular class of stamp and are available at your local post office.  You can PULL an individual stamp from a stampbook to PUT on a package or envelope.  A parcel may only have a single stamp at a time -- adding others will overwrite what was there.

Additional Info:
 * You can toggle MAIL DND to block all mail from everyone and resume when ready.
 * Your mailbox allows for 25 incoming parcels at a time.  Others will no longer be able to send you mail until you clear some out!
 * There is a limit to how many outgoing parcels you can have at a time as well.  Please do not spam unnecessary mail!
 * Repeating to stress it -- when sending mail, type the name exactly as it is!  If a character exists with the name you typed, whether active or not, the package will be sent to them.  Do not shorten "Lyneya" to "Lyn" and expect Lyneya to get your package.
 * Related, you can use MAIL RETRIEVE to recall mis-sent parcels.  You will not be refunded any fees. 

MAIL SEND <player> <priority>:
The mail clerk takes a thick burlap-covered package from you. They say, "We'll make certain to get this safely to <Player>. Don't you worry!" The clerk places the package atop a pile of other parcels. You have <value> Kronars deducted from your Crossing bank account.

MAIL SEND <player> COD <value> <priority>:
You hand over the package, requesting payment on delivery in the amount of <cod value> Kronars. You will receive <98% of cod value> Kronars by mail upon successful delivery.
The mail clerk takes a thick burlap-covered package from you. They say, "We'll make certain to get this safely to <Player>. Don't you worry!" The clerk places the package atop a pile of other parcels.
You have <value> Kronars deducted from your Crossing bank account.

MAIL STATUS:

You hail down a mail clerk and ask for the status of parcels that you have sent.  Capably perusing a small ledger, they say, "Ah, yes.  Here you go."  They place the ledger before you.
Stamp #    Recipient        Parcel                                           Status
---------  ---------------  -----------------------------------------------  -----------------
123456789  Player           a thick burlap-covered package                   ready for pickup

MAIL RETRIEVE <stamp #>:
You inquire with a mail clerk about retrieving the burlap-covered package that you sent to <Player>. They hasten off and return with the package, which they hand to you.

MAIL CHECK:

You hail down a mail clerk and ask if you have any parcels available for pickup.  After a brief search, they return to you and say, "Ah, yes.  It appears that you've got mail."
Stamp #    Sender           Parcel                                           Sent
---------  ---------------  -----------------------------------------------  -------------------
123456789  Player           a thick burlap-covered package                   within the last day
If you'd like to pick up one of your parcels, you can MAIL COLLECT it now.

MAIL COLLECT: You inquire with a mail clerk about picking up a parcel. They disappear for a little while before returning with a thick burlap-covered package, which they hand to you.

MAIL DND ON:
First Person: You are now rejecting all mail sent to you.
Third person: <Player> has asked the mail service not to disturb them.

MAIL DND OFF:
You are no longer rejecting all mail sent to you.

MAIL REJECT <stamp #>:
You inquire with a mail clerk about rejecting the burlap-covered package that you received from <Player>. They quickly set to returning the package to its sender.

MAIL ESTIMATE <package/envelope>:

Estimated costs for shipping a thick burlap-covered package are as follows:

     Standard Mail:  <value> Kronars
      Express Mail:  <value> Kronars
  First Class Mail:  <value> Kronars

 * All values are in coppers.
 * Shipping rates are subject to change based on total parcel weight.
 * The Rundmolens will dispatch their runners to deduct fees directly from Zoluren banks ONLY.

You see: With a smirk you roll your wrists back and forth, stretching your forearms.
Others see: <Person> rolls <his/her> wrists back and forth, stretching <his/her> forearms.

You see: You should leave the marching to the Paladins.
Others see: <Person> stares at <his/her> feet, but can't seem to figure out which one to take a step with first.

MARCH - Paladin
You see: You march back and forth, sharply turning at the end of each stride.
Others see: ?

You see: You trace an X across your chest.
Others see: <Player> uses her index finger to trace an X across her chest.

You see: You attempt to meditate, but have trouble concentrating.
Others see: <Person> closes <his/her> eyes and begins repeating a silly nonsense word, then shakes <his/her> head and sighs in frustration.

MEOW <self>
MEOW <person>
MEOW <item

You see: You moan.
Others see: <Person> moans.
If hidden others see: You hear a ghost-like moaning.

You see: You say to <Person>, "You, sir / madam, are a/an <insult phrase>.
Target sees: <Player> says to you, "You, sir / madam, are a / an <insult phrase>"

Sample phrases:

• You, madam, are a warped, dog-hearted miscreant!
• You, madam, are a jaded, boil-bottomed crutch!
• You, madam, are a churlish scullion!
• You, madam, are an errant, ill-breeding pantaloon!
• You, madam, are a goatish, ill-breeding cutpurse!"
• You, madam, are a wayward, hedge-born flax-wench!
• You, madam, are a tottering, rude-growing rabbit-sucker!
• You, madam, are a vain varlet!
• You, madam, are a gnarling, folly-fallen measle!"