Mock command

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Mock
Say an auto-generated, family-friendly insult to a PC or NPC.
MOCK <Person>

You see: You say to <Person>, "You, sir / madam, are a/an <insult phrase>.
Target sees: <Player> says to you, "You, sir / madam, are a / an <insult phrase>"

Sample phrases:

  • You, madam, are a warped, dog-hearted miscreant!
  • You, madam, are a jaded, boil-bottomed crutch!
  • You, madam, are a churlish scullion!
  • You, madam, are an errant, ill-breeding pantaloon!
  • You, madam, are a goatish, ill-breeding cutpurse!"
  • You, madam, are a wayward, hedge-born flax-wench!
  • You, madam, are a tottering, rude-growing rabbit-sucker!
  • You, madam, are a vain varlet!
  • You, madam, are a gnarling, folly-fallen measle!"