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Tisk's Wagon
Event	Guildfest 409, Guildfest 412, Guildfest 416, Guildfest 423, Guildfest 431, Guildfest 438, Guildfest 445
Owner	Tisk
# of Rooms	2
Store Type	Gnome shops, Armor shops, Weapon shops, Music shops, Clothing shops, Miscellaneous shops
Restrictions	Gnome
This store only accepts Lirums

[Tisk's Wagon, Front Room]
The low ceiling of this room might cause trouble for tall folk, but for shorter Elanthians the effect is merely cozy. Scraps of leather, bits of metal and dust bunnies the size of largish weasels compete for space on the floor, the last sent into a swirling romp whenever anyone moves about. Busy figures can be seen moving energetically behind a gauzy blue curtain that divides the wagon into two halves. You also see a weapon rack with some stuff on it, some wide shelves with some stuff on it, a large cedar trunk, a small plate-clad mannequin with some stuff on it, a small chainmail-clad mannequin with some stuff on it, a redwood bin, a prominent sign, a very small door leading out and a short stand with some stuff on it.

A prominent sign reads: "Only Gnomes can wear our clothing and armor, so don't think you can wear them if you're a Halfling or something."

On the weapon rack
Item	Price	Done
long-bladed stiletto	1,000
oaken shillelagh	1,000
stout kneecapping stick	1,000
small buckler shaped like an acorn	5,000
kite shield etched with leaves around the rim	7,500

On the wide shelves
Item	Price	Done
short Gnomish hunting cloak	1,995
diminutive heavy padded cloak	11,595
diminutive padded cloak	5,995
diminutive padded shirt	500
diminutive padded robe	750
diminutive padded hood	350
diminutive padded gloves	300
diminutive padded pants	500

In the Cedar Trunk
Item	Price	Done
diminutive leather greaves	650
diminutive leather mask	750
diminutive leather coat	1,000
diminutive leather gloves	500

On the plate-clad mannequin
Item	Price	Done
small silver helm with a gidii plume	10,000
diminutive silver suit of plate armor engraved with the stylized image of a redwood tree	15,000

On the chainmail-clad mannequin
Item	Price	Done
diminutive chain balaclava	5,000
diminutive chain shirt	9,000
diminutive chain gloves	6,000
diminutive chain greaves	7,000

In the redwood bin
Item	Price	Done
silky maroon kneesocks	600
silky green kneesocks	600
silky blue kneesocks	600
black suspenders	350
violet suspenders with white polka dots	500
red and white striped suspenders	500
pink cone hat topped with a petunia	750
deep blue cone hat with a white feather	750
wide-rimmed strawberry cone hat	750
green shoes with pointy toes	500
pink shoes with curled toes	750
black shoes with polished silver buckles	1,000
grey tinker's apron with many pockets	500
dusty tinker's apron with many pockets	500
green tinker's apron with many pockets	500

On the short stand
Item	Price	Done
worn knucklebones	500
wooden knucklebones	500
bronze knucklebones	1,500
ivory knucklebones	2,000

In the glass case
Item	Price	Done
concertina with ivory buttons	25,000

[Tisk's Wagon, Back Room]
The back room of the wagon is even more crowded and chaotic than the front. This is somewhat surprising, since there is less furniture here and fewer items for sale. Taking up the space which merchandise does not, several Gnomish shop attendants rush about in a continual frenzy, checking on customers, going out to check stock, removing fingerprints left behind by curious customers and bumping into just about everything that crosses their path. A gauzy blue curtain leads back to the front room. You also see a giant mechanical Gnome, an armor rack with some stuff on it, a Gnome-sized mannequin with some stuff on it, an accessories table with some stuff on it and a broad rack with some stuff on it.

On the rack
Item	Price	Done
These armors are our inexpensive, lightweight modifications of several popular leather armor designs. These are our lightest body armors, so if weight is your top priority, you've found the stuff! The heavier and more expensive stuff is in back. All of our armor fits only Gnomes, so don't think you can wear them if you're a Halfling or something.
tiny layered canvas cuirass	9,525
diminutive plaited-reed vest	4,500
diminutive padded leather breastplate	11,600
diminutive buff coat	4,600
diminutive leather corselet	4,500
slightly padded Gnome's robe	3,600

On the Gnome-sized mannequin
Item	Price	Done
Our first attempt at full plate armor! It might not be as protective as other designs, but we've dropped the weight considerably in sizing it for the Gnomish frame.
Gnome-sized set of full plate armor fashioned from blackened steel decorated with small silver lightning bolts	47,995

On the table
Item	Price	Done
Accessories to accompany our lightweight armors. These certainly won't weigh you down! (The mask does not cover the eyes, to save even more weight.)
diminutive supple leather gloves	120
tiny leather vambraces	120
tiny leather greaves	120
very small leather mask	450

On the broad rack
Item	Price	Done
diminutive heavy half plate engraved with the image of a Gnome standing proudly atop a heap of fallen foes	33,750
shining steel breastplate scaled for the Gnomish frame	23,895
Gnomish tunic fashioned from lightweight steel chain	14,999
heavy chainmail proportioned for a Gnome	22,998
light chain shirt of Gnomish proportions	11,995
very small suit of ringmail made of black leather and shining steel loops	8,995
small chain hauberk of light and intricately interconnected links	32,000

giant mechanical Gnome

• Eats metal bars and nuggets. Doesn't always want particular ones for some reason.
• LOOK Gnome: The giant mechanical Gnome stands about three times the height of a real Gnome and is made of copper and steel with a variety of hinges and clamps holding it together. The craftsmanship is exquisitely precise, belying the tiny hands of those tinkering little Gnomes.
  You also see a large red button on its chest that says "PUSH ME!"
• PUSH Gnome/Button: You push the mechanical Gnome's big red button. Suddenly a booming voice says, "FEED GNOME!"
• FEED Gnome: Are you sure you want to give a [metal] to the Gnome? Please repeat the command in the next 15 seconds if you are certain.
• FEED Gnome: The mechanical Gnome's mouth snaps shut as you feed your pewter bar to it! Wheels start grinding inside the construct as it wobbles back and forth, its arms swaying as if marching to the beat of rhythmic tribal drums.
  The Gnome suddenly stops marching and its giant mechanical arm reaches into a large sack and hands you a gift!
  The cold weight of a [prize] falls into your hand.
  or
  The Gnome begins to shake violently, then spits out your [metal]! It must not have liked the taste!
  
• HUG Gnome: The mechanical Gnome whirs and clanks a moment, then raises its arms as if it were returning your hug.
• [attack] Gnome: The Gnome's mechanical arm reaches forward, grabs you, and throws you to your knees! In the future, remember not to mess with a giant mechanical Gnome.
  Roundtime: 6 sec.
• [most verbs] Gnome: Um, it's just a machine, but I am sure it appreciates the sentiment.

Prizes

• old rusty pendant
• silver Gnomic pendant
• gold Gnomic pendant
• platinum Gnomic pendant