Item:Stuffed moosehead
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| stuffed moosehead | |
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| Look: | This is a moose. Therefore, curiously enough, it looks like a moose. It is mounted on a polished wooden plaque. A small nameplate on the bottom of the plaque reads, [name]. |
| Weight: | 500 stones |
| Metal: | Unknown |
| Properties: |
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| Dimensions: | 1 length x 1 width x 1 height |
| Sources: | Source is Feast of Eluned 1 auction, Drathrok's Duskruin 422/Auction |
- The Feast of Eluned 1 auction moosehead was named Myron, while the Duskruin Auction 422 moosehead was named Merle
- These verbs only work while the moosehead is placed in the home somewhere (like a wall).
- HUG: You wrap your arms around Merle's neck and give him a big warm hug!
- Merle wiggles his ears with glee and exclaims, "I love hugs! Hugs are my favorite!"
- KICK: You are in no kind of position to kick Merle. He's up on the wall!
- KISS: You put your hands on Merle's cheeks and stretch up to give him a kiss on his muzzle. Merle snorts in surprise and then gazes down at you lovingly with his meltingly sweet, brown glass eyes. Uh-Oh! Moose love!
- LICK: As you lean over and lick the moosehead, Merle announces, "Someone has serious issues that need to be addressed!"
- PULL: You pull the moosehead's tongue and it immediately coughs up a tiny slip of parchment, which you quickly grab.
- Merle mutters something about how humiliating that was.
- PUNCH: That will not accomplish much, aside from making Merle mad at you.
- PUSH: That will not accomplish much, aside from making Merle mad at you.
- RUB: You gently glide your hand over the moosehead's muzzle, causing him to purr, but then he suddenly coughs and spits out a piece of parchment from his mouth which you quickly retrieve.
- Merle mutters something about how uncomfortable that was.
- SMOOCH: You pucker up to give Merle a smooch. He blinks once at you then arches his long neck down and tickles you with his whiskers, making you sneeze! That's what you get for smooching a moose!
- TICKLE: You reach up and tickle Merle's ears. His muzzle twitches and his head shakes as he tries to keep from giggling. You keep at it until he finally gives a shriek and starts to bray loudly, his mounting plaque bouncing off the wall as he tries to get away from you!
- Merle bellows, "STOP THAT!! ENOUGH!! UNCLE!! Heee heee heee heee! That's simply not DIGNIFIED!"
- Merle's giggle fit winds down with a few last chortles and ear wiggles and then he goes still.