Item:Stuffed moosehead

stuffed moosehead
Look:	This is a moose. Therefore, curiously enough, it looks like a moose. It is mounted on a polished wooden plaque. A small nameplate on the bottom of the plaque reads, [name].
Weight:	500 stones
Metal:	Unknown
Properties:	This item has more than normal or unusual verbs. This item is designed to be used in or on player houses.
Dimensions:	1 length x 1 width x 1 height
Sources:	Source is Feast of Eluned 1 auction, Drathrok's Duskruin 422/Auction

The Feast of Eluned 1 auction moosehead was named Myron, while the Duskruin Auction 422 moosehead was named Merle.

Verbs

These verbs only work while the moosehead is placed in the home somewhere (like a wall).

• HUG: You wrap your arms around Merle's neck and give him a big warm hug!

Merle wiggles his ears with glee and exclaims, "I love hugs! Hugs are my favorite!"

• KICK: You are in no kind of position to kick Merle. He's up on the wall!
• KISS: You put your hands on Merle's cheeks and stretch up to give him a kiss on his muzzle. Merle snorts in surprise and then gazes down at you lovingly with his meltingly sweet, brown glass eyes. Uh-Oh! Moose love!
• LICK: As you lean over and lick the moosehead, Merle announces, "Someone has serious issues that need to be addressed!"
• PULL: You pull the moosehead's tongue and it immediately coughs up a tiny slip of parchment, which you quickly grab.

Merle mutters something about how humiliating that was.

• PUNCH: That will not accomplish much, aside from making Merle mad at you.
• PUSH: That will not accomplish much, aside from making Merle mad at you.
• RUB: You gently glide your hand over the moosehead's muzzle, causing him to purr, but then he suddenly coughs and spits out a piece of parchment from his mouth which you quickly retrieve.

Merle mutters something about how uncomfortable that was.

• SMOOCH: You pucker up to give Merle a smooch. He blinks once at you then arches his long neck down and tickles you with his whiskers, making you sneeze! That's what you get for smooching a moose!
• TICKLE: You reach up and tickle Merle's ears. His muzzle twitches and his head shakes as he tries to keep from giggling. You keep at it until he finally gives a shriek and starts to bray loudly, his mounting plaque bouncing off the wall as he tries to get away from you!

Merle bellows, "STOP THAT!! ENOUGH!! UNCLE!! Heee heee heee heee! That's simply not DIGNIFIED!"

Merle's giggle fit winds down with a few last chortles and ear wiggles and then he goes still.

• TOUCH: Merle begins to purr loudly, quivering all the way down to his mounting. You may have made a new friend!
• TURN: You tilt Merle's mounting plaque, making sure he's perfectly level.