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Gor'Tog mounts, called by special cowbells. The name Tarupamki means "Cheese Horse" in Toggish
Description
The tarupamki is a hulking beast with a thick head and wide, curled horns. It has a broad back, ideal for carrying heavy loads and thick, powerful legs. It is approximately eighteen hands in height and has a coat of matted, salt and pepper colored hairs. The tarupamki is stubborn, foul-tempered, and smells like
- fermented goat cheese on a warm sunny day.
- a pile of damp bathhouse towels, two weeks after half-price-admission day.
- exhalations from a wild boar's feast.
- a Dwarven miner's underpants after an eight anlaen shift.
- a bottle of eight-month-old, chunky, rancid milk.
- a S'Kra Mur after Tog'ball practice.
- a pile of unwashed socks.
- fetid air from an advanced leper's colony.
- sky giant feet dipped in barghest droppings.
- pickled grendel toes smothered in boiled cabbage.
- a year-old pork sandwich buried under the pile of manure at the Crossing stables.
- a pile of mammoth poo...sprinkled with yak dung...and topped with moose droppings.
- a drunken Kaldar's breath after a five day bender.
- smelly-cat's breath in the summertime.
- an arbelog's armpit in autumn.
- seven...no, EIGHT Gnomish sewer workers. Yes. Definitely eight.
- two-week-old turnip and garlic stew crawling with stinkmaggots.
- and smells like the latrine in the Viper's Nest after Happy Hour on Lormandu.
- rancid meat covered in three-week-old blue cheese dressing.
- something that stinks really, REALLY bad. No...I mean REALLY bad.
Verbs
- SMELL: You take a big whiff of the tarupamki. Wow, that's rank!
- <Person> leans close to the tarupamki, taking a big whiff. Now that's bravery!
- BOP: ?
- <Owner> bops the tarupamki squarely on the head. The foul-tempered beast returns the favor, firmly butting him in the abdomen with its head.
- TOUCH: ?
- <Owner> touches the base of the tarupamki's curled horn. The beast shakes its head, trying to shoo his hand away.
- TICKLE: ?
- <Owner> tickles under the tarupamki's chin. The beast chomps at his hand, barely missing his fingers.
- PET: ?
- <Owner> runs his fingers through the coarse, matted hair of the tarupamki, briefly getting his fingers caught. The tarupamki grunts indignantly as he yanks his fingers free.
- HUG: ?
- <Owner> hugs the tarupamki. Hopefully the stench doesn't rub off on <him/her>.
Atmospheric Messaging
- A dappled Forfedharian tarupamki mashes its nose against <owner>'s cheek. Must be love!
- A dappled Forfedharian tarupamki flinches and then lashes its tail, whip-crack quick, at an unsuspecting (and now obliterated) fly.
- A dappled Forfedharian tarupamki glances at you and snorts loudly while chewing its cud.
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