Item:Faded wool top hat banded with shattered goggles

faded wool top hat banded with shattered goggles
Look:	Snags and pulls on the faded wool reveal splotches of deep black in the worn material. Secured by a series of rusted cogs and gears, the battered eyewear rests off centered, making a poor replacement for a proper hat band.
Weight:	4 stones
Metal:	Unknown
Appraised Cost:	50,000 Kronars40,000 Lirums <br />36,080 Dokoras <br />50 LTBpoints <br />50 Tickets <br />50 Scrips <br />
Properties:	This item is placed in the hair. This item has more than normal or unusual verbs.
Dimensions:	3 length x 3 width x 2 height
Sources:

• STUDY: As you study the top hat, you believe you can WEAR, TAP, HUG, THROW, PULL, CLEAN, KICK, SHAKE, NUDGE, PUSH, WAVE, KISS, EAT and TIP it.
• WEAR: You set your hat on your head with one hand.
• TAP: You nod and tip your hat slightly.
• HUG: You flick your hat with the edges of your fingers, tipping it back slightly.
• THROW when worn: It's best you not do that to a faded wool top hat banded with shattered goggles.
• THROW when held: You fling your top hat to the ground.
• PULL: You pull your top hat down over your ears.
• CLEAN: You reach up and flick a speck of dust off your top hat.
• KICK when worn: You can't kick it from there! Better move it first.
• KICK when held: You drop your top hat and kick it before it hits the ground, sending it sailing several feet away where it lays in a crumpled heap. Felt good, didn't it?
• SHAKE when worn: You run one hand along the brim while holding the top hat in place with the other, smoothing and straightening it.
• SHAKE when held: You futilely try and shake some of the dents and dirt out of your top hat, but it doesn't appear to work.
• NUDGE: You settle your top hat more firmly on your head.
• PUSH: You take off your hat a moment and fan yourself with it, then place it back upon your head.
• WAVE: You reach up your hand to wave and accidentally knock your top hat off instead.
• KISS: You take the hat off for a moment and wipe your mouth on the brim, then quickly replace it. Glancing around, you hope nobody noticed.
• EAT: You take off your hat and gnaw on the brim.
• TIP:

You absently tap your hat against your thigh.

[If you are trying to ask for tips, try TIP hat AT PERSON.]