Tarupamki

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Gor'Tog mounts, called by special cowbells. The name Tarupamki means "Cheese Horse" in Toggish

Description

The tarupamki is a hulking beast with a thick head and wide, curled horns. It has a broad back, ideal for carrying heavy loads and thick, powerful legs. It is approximately eighteen hands in height and has a coat of matted, salt and pepper colored hairs. The tarupamki is stubborn, foul-tempered, and smells like

fermented goat cheese on a warm sunny day.

a pile of damp bathhouse towels, two weeks after half-price-admission day.

exhalations from a wild boar's feast.

a Dwarven miner's underpants after an eight anlaen shift.

a bottle of eight-month-old, chunky, rancid milk.

a S'Kra Mur after Tog'ball practice.

a pile of unwashed socks.

fetid air from an advanced leper's colony.

sky giant feet dipped in barghest droppings.

pickled grendel toes smothered in boiled cabbage.

a year-old pork sandwich buried under the pile of manure at the Crossing stables.

a pile of mammoth poo...sprinkled with yak dung...and topped with moose droppings.

a drunken Kaldar's breath after a five day bender.

smelly-cat's breath in the summertime.

an arbelog's armpit in autumn.

seven...no, EIGHT Gnomish sewer workers. Yes. Definitely eight.

two-week-old turnip and garlic stew crawling with stinkmaggots.

and smells like the latrine in the Viper's Nest after Happy Hour on Lormandu.

rancid meat covered in three-week-old blue cheese dressing.

something that stinks really, REALLY bad. No...I mean REALLY bad.

Verbs

• SMELL: You take a big whiff of the tarupamki. Wow, that's rank!

<Person> leans close to the tarupamki, taking a big whiff. Now that's bravery!

• BOP: ?

<Owner> bops the tarupamki squarely on the head. The foul-tempered beast returns the favor, firmly butting him in the abdomen with its head.

• TOUCH: ?

<Owner> touches the base of the tarupamki's curled horn. The beast shakes its head, trying to shoo his hand away.

• TICKLE: ?

<Owner> tickles under the tarupamki's chin. The beast chomps at his hand, barely missing his fingers.

• PET: ?

<Owner> runs his fingers through the coarse, matted hair of the tarupamki, briefly getting his fingers caught. The tarupamki grunts indignantly as he yanks his fingers free.

• HUG: ?

<Owner> hugs the tarupamki. Hopefully the stench doesn't rub off on <him/her>.

Atmospheric Messaging

• A dappled Forfedharian tarupamki mashes its nose against <owner>'s cheek. Must be love!
• A dappled Forfedharian tarupamki flinches and then lashes its tail, whip-crack quick, at an unsuspecting (and now obliterated) fly.
• A dappled Forfedharian tarupamki glances at you and snorts loudly while chewing its cud.

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Additional Information

• Gakoruna