Item:Stiff brown ferret

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stiff brown ferret
Look: The ferret stares fixedly at you with liquid brown eyes, its mouth slightly open. The tiny legs and sweet little paws have been carefully wired to allow different poses. The luxuriant sleek fur is marred only by the slight matting around the spike through its belly. Luckily you can fluff up the fur to hide the spike.
Weight: 10 stones
Appraised Cost: 5,625 Kronars
4,500 Lirums
4,059 Dokoras
5.625 LTBpoints
5.625 Tickets
5.625 Scrips
Special Properties:
  • This item is a toy.
Dimensions: 2 length x 1 width x 1 height
Sources: Sold by Cheep and E-Z Petz Kumpanie for 4,059 Dokoras
Source is Cheep & E-Z Petz Kumpanie (2), Cheep & E-Z Petz Kumpanie (1), Cheep & E-Z Petz Kumpanie
HUG: You give your stiff ferret a warm hug, politely ignoring the dark ooze that seeps onto your shoulder.

PULL: You arrange your stiff ferret into a more lifelike position.
PUNCH: You discipline your stiff ferret. That should teach it!
WAVE: You wave your stiff ferret around exuberantly, letting it enjoy the fresh air.
PUSH: You roll your stiff ferret over onto its back. This only makes it look even more dead, so you quickly right it again.
TURN: You turn your stiff ferret around to face the other way.
LICK: For some reason, you lick your stiff ferret.
KISS: You give your stiff ferret an affectionate kiss, hardly even noticing the smell.