Cheep & E-Z Petz Kumpanie (2)

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Cheep & E-Z Petz Kumpanie
Event Shard Liberation Festival
# of Rooms 1
Store Type Miscellaneous shops, Toy shops
This store only accepts Dokoras

[Cheep & E-Z Petz Kumpanie, Showroom]
The first thing you notice upon entering this establishment is the odd smell lingering in the air. There are so many different odors that the resulting conglomeration is one that doesn't seem quite...right. As you browse, you occasionally identify whiffs of vanilla, potpourri, musk oil, cinnamon, roses, and (oddly enough) what you think is bleach, something that hints of formaldehyde, and a very strong occasional burst of pine. You also see a glass display case with some stuff on it, a sloppy hand-written sign, a crooked table with some stuff on it, a cardboard box with some stuff on it, and a wooden door.
Obvious exits: none.

A sloppy hand-written sign reads:
"Aur petz ar gewd.  Yew bi wun n tak em fer walkz n stuf lyk dat.  
Sum er big, sum er hevy, so dun wyne if yew caint shuv em in yer 
bakpak er sumthin.  Cheep n eezy sow we howp yew lyk em cuz we lyk 
cheep n eezy stuf to."

On the display case
Item Price Done
fluffy dead sheep with a pink bow tied around the tail 8,118   !!
dead brown and white guinea-pig 4,510   
expired blue parrot with a stick nailed to his feet 4,961   
small dead dried-up goldfish 2,255   !!
dead rat snake with a large bulge in the middle 6,765   
raggedy dead raccoon with caravan wheel-marks running across it 5,412   !!
desiccated dead squirrel with a long fluffy tail 4,059   
On the crooked table
Item Price Done
flea-bitten squirrel with a tattered tail 4,059   !!
dead puppy 5,863   
mangy flea bitten dead baby yak 8,569   !!
stinkin' dead dingo with a bloated belly 6,765   !!
stiff and fluffy dead grey cat 5,863   !!
dung-matted dead monkey wearing a wicked sneer and a puce eyepatch 6,314   
stiff brown ferret 4,059   
gangly pullayur skewered with arrows 4,510   
tiny white mouse 3,157   
On the cardboard box
Item Price Done
dead white duck with a floppy neck 4,510   
ruffled headless canary 3,157   !!
bloated dead bovine with gangrenous hooves 14,883   
rotting skunk with a cork 5,863   !!
dead black rat with its throat ripped out 3,157   
flat dead orange cat with a small brass bell 5,863   
beige and white headless dead hamster 3,157   
dead brown gerbil with a crooked left ear 3,157