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Famous Last Words
Festival Hollow Eve Festival 417, Hollow Eve Festival 421
# of Rooms 1
Store Type Weapon shops
This store only accepts Dokoras

[Famous Last Words]
The walls and ceiling are of brushed metal oiled to a gleam, and the floor is covered in narrow maple planking. The center of the room is dominated by a circle of varnished oak easels with gear-shaped bronze fittings, suggesting an art gallery rather than a shop.
You also see a tome entitled "Your Message Here", a directory entitled "Say it with Arrows!", a compendium entitled "Say it with Bolts!", a book entitled "Say it with Sling Pellets!", a bronzed arch leading out to the corridor, a catalog entitled "Say it with Pie!", a bronze spittoon and a bronze urn.
Obvious exits: none.


In the tome entitled "Your Message Here"
Item Price Done
message pellet 36,080   
message dagger 90,200   
message bolt 135,300   
message arrow 135,300   
message dart 63,140   !!
The ammunition in this catalog may be written upon using any piece of charcoal, and rubbed off for later re-use. Feel free to appraise the ammunition to assure its quality and suitability for your needs.
In the directory entitled "Say it with Arrows!"
Item Price Done
"LAZY" arrow 36,080   !!
"NO YOU" arrow 36,080   !!
"TAG" arrow 36,080   !!
"GOOBER" arrow 36,080   !!
"PORRIDGE-BRAIN" arrow 36,080   !!
"LINE SKIPPER" arrow 36,080   !!
"ATTENTION STARVED" arrow 36,080   !!
"GOT ISSUES" arrow 36,080   !!
"CAPITULATE" arrow 36,080   !!
"I DARE YOU" arrow 36,080   !!
These arrows may be neatly stacked with any bearing the same message. Please feel free to appraise the arrows you see in this catalog to be assured of their quality and suitability for your needs.
In the compendium entitled "Say it with Bolts!"
Item Price Done
"MUSH-HEAD" bolt 36,080   !!
"NO YOU" bolt 36,080   !!
"GOT ISSUES" bolt 36,080   !!
"NOT IT" bolt 36,080   !!
"LEECH BREATH" bolt 36,080   !!
"KISS OFF" bolt 36,080   !!
"OUT OF MY WAY!" bolt 36,080   !!
"GOBLIN-FACE" bolt 36,080   !!
"SUCK-UP" bolt 36,080   !!
"BOOT LICKER" bolt 36,080   !!
These bolts may be neatly stacked with any bearing the same message. Please feel free to appraise the bolts you see in this catalog to be assured of their quality and suitability for your needs.
In the book entitled "Say it with Sling Pellets!"
Item Price Done
crying pellet 9,020   !!
laughing pellet 9,020   !!
"TRY THAT AGAIN" pellet 9,020   !!
"TEARS TO YOU!" pellet 9,020   !!
"SUCKER" pellet 9,020   !!
"WITH A SLING!" pellet 9,020   !!
"SERIOUSLY?" pellet 9,020   !!
"DOOFUS" pellet 9,020   !!
"SCAB-FOR-BRAINS" pellet 9,020   !!
"REFUSE-EATER" pellet 9,020   
These sling pellets may be neatly stacked with any bearing the same message. Please feel free to appraise the pellets you see in this catalog to be assured of their quality and suitability for your needs.
In the pie catalog entitled "Say it with Pie!"
Item Price Done
apricot pie decorated with the words "WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?" 45   
rum-raisin pie decorated with the word "CHUCKLEHEAD!" 45   
banana cream pie decorated with the words "NO BACKSIES" 45   
chocolate pie decorated with the words "ATTACK PIE" 45   
vanilla cream pie decorated with the words "IN YOUR FACE!" 45   
burnt pie decorated with the word "OVERDONE!" 45   
strawberry pie decorated with the word "DIE!" 45   
pungent pie decorated with the words "POOR WINNER" 45   
rancid pie decorated with the words "YOU DONKEY!" 45   
bright green pie decorated with the word "SMILE!" 45   
We hope the pies in this catalog will suit your needs. Alas, no custom decorating is available at this time.
In the bronze spittoon
Item Price Done
stick of black charcoal 22   
A small note reads:
"These charcoal sticks are provided for your shopping convenience. However, any piece of charcoal should work just as well."
In the bronze urn
Item Price Done
"NOPE" spear 50,000 tickets   !!
"DONE YET?" spear 500 tickets   !!
"NEVER AGAIN" spear 8,000 tickets   !!
"SNOTTY IMP" spear 15,000 tickets   !!
"HA-HA" spear 15,000 tickets   !!
"SCRAM!" spear 50,000 tickets   !!
"HANDS OFF" spear 50,000 tickets   !!