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Famous Last Words
Event	Hollow Eve Festival 417, Hollow Eve Festival 421
# of Rooms	1
Store Type	Weapon shops
This store only accepts Dokoras

[Famous Last Words]
The walls and ceiling are of brushed metal oiled to a gleam, and the floor is covered in narrow maple planking. The center of the room is dominated by a circle of varnished oak easels with gear-shaped bronze fittings, suggesting an art gallery rather than a shop.
You also see a tome entitled "Your Message Here", a directory entitled "Say it with Arrows!", a compendium entitled "Say it with Bolts!", a book entitled "Say it with Sling Pellets!", a bronzed arch leading out to the corridor, a catalog entitled "Say it with Pie!", a bronze spittoon and a bronze urn.
Obvious exits: none.

In the tome entitled "Your Message Here"
Item	Price	Done
message pellet	36,080	!!
message dagger	90,200
message bolt	135,300	!!
message arrow	135,300	!!
message dart	63,140	!!
The ammunition in this catalog may be written upon using any piece of charcoal, and rubbed off for later re-use. Feel free to appraise the ammunition to assure its quality and suitability for your needs.

In the directory entitled "Say it with Arrows!"
Item	Price	Done
"LAZY" arrow	36,080	!!
"NO YOU" arrow	36,080	!!
"TAG" arrow	36,080	!!
"GOOBER" arrow	36,080	!!
"PORRIDGE-BRAIN" arrow	36,080	!!
"LINE SKIPPER" arrow	36,080	!!
"ATTENTION STARVED" arrow	36,080	!!
"GOT ISSUES" arrow	36,080	!!
"CAPITULATE" arrow	36,080	!!
"I DARE YOU" arrow	36,080	!!
These arrows may be neatly stacked with any bearing the same message. Please feel free to appraise the arrows you see in this catalog to be assured of their quality and suitability for your needs.

In the compendium entitled "Say it with Bolts!"
Item	Price	Done
"MUSH-HEAD" bolt	36,080	!!
"NO YOU" bolt	36,080	!!
"GOT ISSUES" bolt	36,080	!!
"NOT IT" bolt	36,080	!!
"LEECH BREATH" bolt	36,080	!!
"KISS OFF" bolt	36,080	!!
"OUT OF MY WAY!" bolt	36,080	!!
"GOBLIN-FACE" bolt	36,080	!!
"SUCK-UP" bolt	36,080	!!
"BOOT LICKER" bolt	36,080	!!
These bolts may be neatly stacked with any bearing the same message. Please feel free to appraise the bolts you see in this catalog to be assured of their quality and suitability for your needs.

In the book entitled "Say it with Sling Pellets!"
Item	Price	Done
crying pellet	9,020	!!
laughing pellet	9,020	!!
"TRY THAT AGAIN" pellet	9,020	!!
"TEARS TO YOU!" pellet	9,020	!!
"SUCKER" pellet	9,020	!!
"WITH A SLING!" pellet	9,020	!!
"SERIOUSLY?" pellet	9,020	!!
"DOOFUS" pellet	9,020	!!
"SCAB-FOR-BRAINS" pellet	9,020	!!
"REFUSE-EATER" pellet	9,020	!!
These sling pellets may be neatly stacked with any bearing the same message. Please feel free to appraise the pellets you see in this catalog to be assured of their quality and suitability for your needs.

In the pie catalog entitled "Say it with Pie!"
Item	Price	Done
apricot pie decorated with the words "WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?"	45
rum-raisin pie decorated with the word "CHUCKLEHEAD!"	45	!!
banana cream pie decorated with the words "NO BACKSIES"	45	!!
chocolate pie decorated with the words "ATTACK PIE"	45	!!
vanilla cream pie decorated with the words "IN YOUR FACE!"	45	!!
burnt pie decorated with the word "OVERDONE!"	45	!!
strawberry pie decorated with the word "DIE!"	45	!!
pungent pie decorated with the words "POOR WINNER"	45	!!
rancid pie decorated with the words "YOU DONKEY!"	45	!!
bright green pie decorated with the word "SMILE!"	45	!!
We hope the pies in this catalog will suit your needs. Alas, no custom decorating is available at this time.

In the bronze spittoon
Item	Price	Done
stick of black charcoal	22	!!
A small note reads: "These charcoal sticks are provided for your shopping convenience. However, any piece of charcoal should work just as well."

In the bronze urn
Item	Price	Done
"NOPE" spear	50,000 tickets	!!
"DONE YET?" spear	500 tickets	!!
"NEVER AGAIN" spear	8,000 tickets	!!
"SNOTTY IMP" spear	15,000 tickets	!!
"HA-HA" spear	15,000 tickets	!!
"SCRAM!" spear	50,000 tickets	!!
"HANDS OFF" spear	50,000 tickets	!!