Item:Rancid pie decorated with the words "YOU DONKEY!"
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| rancid pie decorated with the words "YOU DONKEY!" | |
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| Look: | The lettering is neatly applied onto the moldering top crust with white sugar frosting. |
| Weight: | 10 stones |
| Metal: | Unknown |
| Uses: | 6 |
| Appraised Cost: | 62 Kronars 49.6 Lirums
44.739 Dokoras 0.062 LTBpoints 0.062 Tickets 0.062 Scrips |
| Properties: |
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| Dimensions: | 2 length x 1 width x 1 height |
| Sources: | Source is Famous Last Words (5), Famous Last Words (4) |
- EAT: You take a bite of the pie. Yuck! It's rotten!
- THROW at <Person>: You huck your rancid pie at <Person>!
- Just missed, but the rancid pie splatters all over the ground!
- THROW at <Person>: A direct hit! The rancid pie splatters all over <person>!
- <person> licks some of the goo off his/her face.
- THROW at <Self>: Abandoning all reasoning, you smash your rancid pie into your own face, splattering goo everywhere.
