Item:Beanbag homunculus

[adjective] beanbag homunculus
Look:	Greyish wings hang limply from the back of the homunculus, lumpy brown velvet forming the stocky body. Heavy-limbed and snarling, the small creature grasps a tiny tin sword in one stumpy fist.
Weight:	5 stones
Metal:	No
Appraised Cost:	312,500 Kronars250,000 Lirums <br />225,500 Dokoras <br />312.5 LTBpoints <br />312.5 Tickets <br />312.5 Scrips <br />
Properties:	This is an item. This item has more than normal or unusual verbs. This item is worn in a generic slot.
Dimensions:	1 length x 1 width x 1 height
Sources:	Source is SimuCon/Past Conventions, Hollow Eve Festival 396/Auction, Cloudbark toy chest etched with whimsical dragons

Note: Needs more verbs! MORE VERBS!

You study a sleeping beanbag homunculus and think you could probably manipulate it with punish, eat, clench, snuggle, hug, kiss, lean, nudge, pet, pinch, poke, pull, punch, push, toss, tickle, touch, tap, wave, and wear, and remove.

Verb	Actions
CLENCH (held)	First Person: SKWEEE-ka! You give a [adjective] beanbag homunculus a firm squeeze.
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EAT (held)	First Person: You absently chew on the ear of a [adjective] beanbag homunculus. Note: Makes adjective chewed-on
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HUG (held)	First Person: You give a [adjective] beanbag homunculus a warm hug, making it smile. Note: Makes adjective smiling
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HUG (held)	First Person: You give a [adjective] beanbag homunculus a warm hug, making it smile. Note: Makes adjective smiling
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KISS (held)	First Person: You kiss a [adjective] beanbag homunculus, causing it to blush! Note: Makes adjective blushing
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LEAN (held)	First Person: You lean on a [adjective] beanbag homunculus, squashing it as flat as a pancake. Note: Makes adjective flattened
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NUDGE (held)	First Person: You nudge a [adjective] beanbag homunculus, causing its face to smirk. Note: Makes adjective smirking
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NUDGE (worn)	First Person: You nudge a [adjective] beanbag homunculus that is resting on one shoulder, causing its face to smirk. Note: Makes adjective smirking
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PET (held)	First Person: You gently pet a smirking beanbag homunculus. Nice homunculus.
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PET (worn)	First Person: You gently pet a smirking beanbag homunculus that is resting on one shoulder. Nice homunculus.
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PINCH (held)	First Person: You pinch the stitched face of a [adjective] beanbag homunculus into a frown. Note: Makes adjective frowning
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PINCH (worn)	First Person: You pinch the stitched face of a [adjective] beanbag homunculus that is resting on one shoulder into a frown. Note: Makes adjective frowning
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POKE (held)	First Person: You poke a [adjective] beanbag homunculus in the middle, forcing it into a sitting posture. Note: Makes adjective sitting
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POKE (worn)	First Person: You poke a [adjective] beanbag homunculus that is resting on one shoulder in the middle, forcing it into a sitting posture. Note: Makes adjective sitting
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PULL (held)	First Person: You tug at a [adjective] beanbag homunculus until it's back to its original shape. Note: Makes adjective tiny
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PULL (worn)	First Person: You tug at a [adjective] beanbag homunculus that is resting on one shoulder until it's back to its original shape. Note: Makes adjective tiny
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PUNCH (held)	First Person: You punch a [adjective] beanbag homunculus, making its face scrunch up as if crying. Note: Makes adjective crying
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PUNCH (worn)	First Person: You punch a [adjective] beanbag homunculus that is resting on one shoulder, making its face scrunch up as if crying. Note: Makes adjective crying
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PUNISH (held)	First Person: You severely beat a [adjective] beanbag homunculus, causing it to weep. Note: Makes adjective weeping
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PUNISH (worn)	First Person: You severely beat a [adjective] beanbag homunculus that is resting on one shoulder, causing it to weep. Note: Makes adjective weeping
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PUSH (held)	First Person: You push a [adjective] beanbag homunculus along the ground, exclaiming, "Super-'Monculus hunts for juicy angleworms!"
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SNUGGLE (held)	First Person: You cuddle with a [adjective] beanbag homunculus, causing it to curl up and sleep. Note: Makes adjective sleeping
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TAP (worn)	First Person: You tap a [adjective] beanbag homunculus that is resting on one shoulder, making it wiggle its little legs back and forth.
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TICKLE (held)	First Person: You tickle a [adjective] beanbag homunculus, causing it to grin. Note: Makes adjective grinning
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TICKLE (worn)	First Person: You tickle a [adjective] beanbag homunculus that is resting on one shoulder, causing it to grin. Note: Makes adjective grinning
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TOSS (held)	First Person: You toss a grinning beanbag homunculus high into the air! As it plummets toward the ground you reach out and catch it, saving it from certain disaster.
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TOUCH (held)	First Person: You give a grinning beanbag homunculus a friendly pat.
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TOUCH (worn)	First Person: You give a grinning beanbag homunculus that is resting on one shoulder a friendly pat.
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WEAR	First Person: You perch a [adjective] beanbag homunculus carefully on your shoulder.
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WAVE (held)	First Person: You wave a grinning beanbag homunculus up and down, making the limp wings flap, and exclaim, "Super-'Monculus soars through the air! Peasants below look up in fear, knowing he is on some deadly mission for his powerful Mistress!"
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REMOVE (held)	First Person: You take a [adjective] beanbag homunculus from your shoulder.
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