Item:Ale-brown song scroll

ale-brown song scroll
Look:	This is a Bardic scroll, enscribed with the non-magical Bard song "Snowfire Beer". It must be studied to be used. If it is being read by another, no one but that person can study it.
Weight:	5 stones
Metal:	Unknown
Appraised Cost:	1,875 Kronars1,500 Lirums <br />1,353 Dokoras <br />1.875 LTBpoints <br />1.875 Tickets <br />1.875 Scrips <br />
Properties:	This is an item. This item is styled or has special functions for Bards.
Dimensions:	2 length x 1 width x 1 height
Sources:	Source is Drones and Drums

Song

You begin to sing "Snowfire Beer" by Nimuen.

"Oh, as I sit and tune my strings

I'm asked why I never sing of love

of sweetheart's words close and dear

of kisses as soft as a dove..."

"The requests would not cease

no matter how I protested.

So here and now I give in to the tease

and sing of my loves true and tested."

"Snowfire beer and Jadewater sling

they are m'all and every thing.

Apricot nectar and Therengian mead

Fill my each and every need!"

"You may long for a lover's touch

her breath soft upon your ear,

but when the choice is up

I'll take a mug of snowfire beer!"

"Wildrose rhodomel, dark goblin grog

they set my heart and soul agog.

Llani's special rum, a shot of cider

send my spirit soaring higher."

"You may wish for a maiden's grace

a dance to hold each other near,

but if you ask my best embrace

it's with a mug of snowfire beer!"

"Corik's Cloud or Hangman's Noose

I hope they never cut me loose

Wine, be it red, white or peach

each gives me such sweet release!"

"You may walk the green hand in hand

with your love so sweet and dear

me, I'll be exchanging wedding bands

with my mug of snowfire beer!"

"Oh, Jadewater sling, mead hot and bold

they bring me such sweet sorrow

but it's my snowfire beer, sweet and cold

that I'll be waking up with on the morrow!"

The song comes to an end, leaving you strangely thirsty.

You whistle the chorus of "Snowfire Beer".
Others see: <Person> whistles the chorus of "Snowfire Beer".