Item:Ale-brown song scroll

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ale-brown song scroll
Look: This is a Bardic scroll, enscribed with the non-magical Bard song "Snowfire Beer". It must be studied to be used. If it is being read by another, no one but that person can study it.
Weight: 5 stones
Appraised Cost: 1,875 Kronars
1,500 Lirums
1,353 Dokoras
1.875 LTBpoints
1.875 Tickets
1.875 Scrips
Special Properties:
  • This item is styled or has special functions for Bards.
Dimensions: 2 length x 1 width x 1 height
Sources: Source is Drones and Drums


You begin to sing "Snowfire Beer" by Nimuen.

"Oh, as I sit and tune my strings
I'm asked why I never sing of love
of sweetheart's words close and dear
of kisses as soft as a dove..."
"The requests would not cease
no matter how I protested.
So here and now I give in to the tease
and sing of my loves true and tested."
"Snowfire beer and Jadewater sling
they are m'all and every thing.
Apricot nectar and Therengian mead
Fill my each and every need!"
"You may long for a lover's touch
her breath soft upon your ear,
but when the choice is up
I'll take a mug of snowfire beer!"
"Wildrose rhodomel, dark goblin grog
they set my heart and soul agog.
Llani's special rum, a shot of cider
send my spirit soaring higher."
"You may wish for a maiden's grace
a dance to hold each other near,
but if you ask my best embrace
it's with a mug of snowfire beer!"
"Corik's Cloud or Hangman's Noose
I hope they never cut me loose
Wine, be it red, white or peach
each gives me such sweet release!"
"You may walk the green hand in hand
with your love so sweet and dear
me, I'll be exchanging wedding bands
with my mug of snowfire beer!"
"Oh, Jadewater sling, mead hot and bold
they bring me such sweet sorrow
but it's my snowfire beer, sweet and cold
that I'll be waking up with on the morrow!"

The song comes to an end, leaving you strangely thirsty.


You whistle the chorus of "Snowfire Beer".
Others see: <Person> whistles the chorus of "Snowfire Beer".