Item:Dead pet rock

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dead pet rock
Look: Two black "X's" are painted on the stone's smooth surface.
Weight: 5 stones
Metal: Unknown
Appraised Cost: 4,375 Kronars3,500 Lirums <br />3,157 Dokoras <br />4.375 LTBpoints <br />4.375 Tickets <br />4.375 Scrips <br />
Properties:
  • This item is a toy.
  • This item has more than normal or unusual verbs.
Dimensions: 1 length x 1 width x 1 height
Sources: Source is Cheep & E-Z Petz Kumpanie (1)
  • HUG: You give your pet rock a warm hug, politely ignoring the dark ooze that seeps onto your shoulder.
  • PULL: You arrange your pet rock into a more lifelike position.
<Person> arranges her pet rock into a more dramatic position.
  • PUNCH: You discipline your pet rock. That should teach it!
<Person> gives her pet rock quite a beating. Good thing it's already dead!
  • WAVE: You wave your pet rock around exuberantly, letting it enjoy the fresh air.
<Person> waves her pet rock around as if that would make it seem more alive.
  • PUSH: You roll your pet rock over onto its back. This only makes it look even more dead, so you quickly right it again.
<Person> rolls her pet rock over onto its back, but after a moment's consideration she returns the rock to its original position.
  • TURN: You turn your pet rock around to face the other way.
  • LICK: For some reason, you lick your pet rock.
<Person> just licked her pet rock! That cannot be sanitary.
  • KISS: You give your pet rock an affectionate kiss, hardly even noticing the smell.
Astonishingly, <Person> gives her pet rock a big kiss. Has she no sense of smell?