Item:Dead pet rock
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dead pet rock | |
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Look: | Two black "X's" are painted on the stone's smooth surface. |
Weight: | 5 stones |
Metal: | Unknown |
Appraised Cost: | 4,375 Kronars3,500 Lirums <br />3,157 Dokoras <br />4.375 LTBpoints <br />4.375 Tickets <br />4.375 Scrips <br /> |
Properties: |
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Dimensions: | 1 length x 1 width x 1 height |
Sources: | Source is Cheep & E-Z Petz Kumpanie (1) |
- HUG: You give your pet rock a warm hug, politely ignoring the dark ooze that seeps onto your shoulder.
- PULL: You arrange your pet rock into a more lifelike position.
- <Person> arranges her pet rock into a more dramatic position.
- PUNCH: You discipline your pet rock. That should teach it!
- <Person> gives her pet rock quite a beating. Good thing it's already dead!
- WAVE: You wave your pet rock around exuberantly, letting it enjoy the fresh air.
- <Person> waves her pet rock around as if that would make it seem more alive.
- PUSH: You roll your pet rock over onto its back. This only makes it look even more dead, so you quickly right it again.
- <Person> rolls her pet rock over onto its back, but after a moment's consideration she returns the rock to its original position.
- TURN: You turn your pet rock around to face the other way.
- LICK: For some reason, you lick your pet rock.
- <Person> just licked her pet rock! That cannot be sanitary.
- KISS: You give your pet rock an affectionate kiss, hardly even noticing the smell.
- Astonishingly, <Person> gives her pet rock a big kiss. Has she no sense of smell?