Item:Luxurious purple dreamweave meditation pants

luxurious purple dreamweave meditation pants
Look:	Exquisitely tailored for a comfortable fit, the loosely draped pants feature silver-trimmed pockets and a wide sash belted around the waist. The unusual fabric retains its natural deep purple hue, though the light reveals a subtly whorled sheen across its surface.
Weight:	10 stones
Metal:	Unknown
Appraised Cost:	750,000 Kronars600,000 Lirums <br />541,200 Dokoras <br />750 LTBpoints <br />750 Tickets <br />750 Scrips <br />
Properties:	This is an article of clothing. This item has more than normal or unusual verbs. This item is worn in the pants slot.
Dimensions:	9 length x 5 width x 1 height
Sources:	Source is Droughtman's Challenge 450/Incidental loot, Droughtman's Challenge 444/Incidental loot, Droughtman's Challenge 441/Incidental loot, Droughtman's Challenge 437/Incidental loot, Droughtman's Challenge 433/Incidental loot, Droughtman's Challenge 430/Incidental loot

Extremely verby, some of them relying on their wearer's Brawling skill.

Verbs if you are BAD at Brawling

• STUDY: Looking closely at your meditation pants, you believe that you can at least WEAR, REMOVE, PUSH, PULL, NOD, GAZE, CLEAN, LEAN, TURN, RAISE, EAT, TAP, SLAP, NUDGE, POKE, THUMP and STUDY them.
• WEAR: You step into your meditation pants, losing your balance slightly.

Other person sees: <person> steps into her meditation pants, stumbling a bit.

• REMOVE: You fumble with the fasteners of your meditation pants, and barely manage to step out of them.

Other person sees: <person> fumbles with the fasteners of her menditation pants and after considerable effort manages to step out of them, nearly falling in the process.

• PUSH: You try a fast shuffle forward and end up flatfooted.

Other person sees: <person> shuffles forward and ends up flatfooted.

• PULL: You try a fast shuffle backward, and almost land on your duff.

Other person sees: <person> clumsily shuffles backward, and almost lands on her duff.

• NOD: You try to imitate a fancy step you saw a Barbarian use, but botch it.

Other person sees: <person> shifts her feet, though obviously not with the hoped for effect.

• GAZE: You try to imitate a fancy step you saw a Barbarian use, but botch it.

Other person sees: <person> plants her foot down, though obviously not with the hoped for effect.

• CLEAN if clean: You clean an imaginary mote of dust from your meditation pants.
• CLEAN if dirty: You casually beat the dust of battle from your meditation pants.
• LEAN: You lean to one side and try to adjust the various straps on your meditation pants, but aren't sure you did it right.

Other person sees: <person> leans to one side and stares at her meditation pants with a puzzled look.

• TURN: You try to execute a right pivot you've seen, but botch it.

Other person sees: <person> shuffles her feet to the right for some reason.

• RAISE: You try to execute a left pivot you've seen, but botch it.

Other person sees: <person> shuffles her feet to the left for some reason.

• EAT: You try to gnaw on your meditation pants, but you can't reach them.

Other person sees: <person> ducks her head down, looking toward her meditation pants.

• TAP: You drum your fingers on your thigh.
• SLAP: You nearly fall over trying to leap into a meditation stance.

Other person sees: <person> nearly trips over her own feet.

• NUDGE: You check your footing, but aren't sure how to fix it.

Other person sees: <person> moves her feet around, but appears no better off for it.

• POKE: You poke at your meditation pants, trying to figure them out.

Other person sees: <person> pokes tentatively at her meditation pants.

• THUMP: You start to thump your meditation pants, but you think better of it.

Verbs if you are GOOD at Brawling

• STUDY: Looking closely at your meditation pants, you believe that you can at least WEAR, REMOVE, PUSH, PULL, NOD, GAZE, CLEAN, LEAN, TURN, RAISE, EAT, TAP, SLAP, NUDGE, POKE, THUMP and STUDY them.
• WEAR: You step into your meditation pants, pulling the waist up sharply and deftly securing them for combat.
• REMOVE : You deftly loosen the fasteners and waist of your meditation pants, and step out of them.
• PUSH: You spring forward, weight on your toes and ready for a fight.
• PULL: You quickly slide backward, keeping your weight on your toes.
• NOD: You raise your knee toward your chest and slam your foot down into an aggressive stance.
• GAZE: You step into a defensive stance, gazing about for threats.
• CLEAN if clean: You clean an imaginary mote of dust from your meditation pants.
• CLEAN if dirty: You casually beat the dust of battle from your meditation pants.
• LEAN: You lean from side to side, stretching and adjusting the fit of your meditation pants.
• TURN: You pivot to the right, staying on your toes.

Other person sees: <person> suddenly pivots right, clearly ready for anything.

• RAISE: You pivot to the left, staying on your toes.

Other person sees: <person> suddenly pivots left, clearly ready for anything.

• EAT: You try to gnaw on your meditation pants, but you can't reach them.

Other person sees: <person> ducks her head down, looking toward her meditation pants.

• TAP: You drum your fingers on your thigh.
• SLAP: You leap into a solid meditation stance.
• NUDGE: You check your footing, tensing your legs for action.

Other person sees: <person> adjusts her footing, she looks ready to strike at any moment.

• POKE: You execute a perfect switch-step and pivot to face what was behind you.

Other person sees: With a blinding switch-step and pivot, <person> is suddenly facing what was behind her.

• THUMP: You nod slightly and lower your gaze momentarily.