Item:Dead pet rock

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dead pet rock
Look:	Two black "X's" are painted on the stone's smooth surface.
Weight:	5 stones
Metal:	Unknown
Appraised Cost:	4,375 Kronars3,500 Lirums <br />3,157 Dokoras <br />4.375 LTBpoints <br />4.375 Tickets <br />4.375 Scrips <br />
Properties:	This item is a toy. This item has more than normal or unusual verbs.
Dimensions:	1 length x 1 width x 1 height
Sources:	Source is Cheep & E-Z Petz Kumpanie (1)

• HUG: You give your pet rock a warm hug, politely ignoring the dark ooze that seeps onto your shoulder.
• PULL: You arrange your pet rock into a more lifelike position.

<Person> arranges her pet rock into a more dramatic position.

• PUNCH: You discipline your pet rock. That should teach it!

<Person> gives her pet rock quite a beating. Good thing it's already dead!

• WAVE: You wave your pet rock around exuberantly, letting it enjoy the fresh air.

<Person> waves her pet rock around as if that would make it seem more alive.

• PUSH: You roll your pet rock over onto its back. This only makes it look even more dead, so you quickly right it again.

<Person> rolls her pet rock over onto its back, but after a moment's consideration she returns the rock to its original position.

• TURN: You turn your pet rock around to face the other way.
• LICK: For some reason, you lick your pet rock.

<Person> just licked her pet rock! That cannot be sanitary.

• KISS: You give your pet rock an affectionate kiss, hardly even noticing the smell.

Astonishingly, <Person> gives her pet rock a big kiss. Has she no sense of smell?