Item:Miniature steam-powered hay cart teeming with dozens of red-nosed clowns
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| miniature steam-powered hay cart teeming with dozens of red-nosed clowns | |
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| Look: | Lashed together from narrow wooden blanks and flexible branches, this small cart features oversized wheels with diamond-studded gold rims, a pot-bellied stove repurposed into a steam engine, and a spacious interior lined with gold-dusted straw. Squashed together to fill up every available space in, on, around and under the cart, the numerous clowns are all garbed in vivid, mismatched silk outfits complete with oversize shoes, tangled wigs, waterstained lapel flowers and scarily cheerful face paint. |
| Weight: | Unknown |
| Metal: | Unknown |
| Appraised Cost: | Unknown |
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| Dimensions: | ? length x ? width x ? height |
| Sources: | Source is Siegery Shop (4), Siegery Shop (3), Siegery Shop (2) |
- You think that the hay cart is a siege weapon to be used in siegery games.
- The hay cart does not belong to you. You can TURN it to become the new owner, if you are holding it.
- You can PUT the hay cart on a castle.
- The hay cart can be REPAIRed to its full health.
- Most importantly, when it's on a castle, you can PULL it to fire it.
Messaging
- ALL attacks begin with : The miniature steam-powered hay cart barrels forward and turns sharply, screeching to a halt, and ejecting dozens of red-nosed clowns. They caper down the battlefield, noses honking, advancing in a horrifying wave of superficial gaiety!
Successful Attack
- The miniature steam-powered hay cart fires a volley of giggling clowns high into the air. Using their pants as parachutes, the terrifying jocular squadron begin an aerial assault on <player>'s <castle location>, raining down cream pies and water-filled bladders!
- The miniature steam-powered hay cart's horn honks as it unloads two clowns. Holding a ladder between them, they barrel down the battlefield and plow into <player>'s <opposing soldier>, sending it crashing to the ground. They point and laugh before skipping away.
- The miniature steam-powered hay cart creaks to a halt and releases a mob of clowns armed with paint buckets and brushes. Swarming <player>'s <siege engine>, they proceed to give it a new paint job while, at the same time, managing to repaint each other too.
Failed Attack
- The miniature steam-powered hay cart weaves back and forth, jostling the horde of giggling clowns crammed inside. The cart screeches to a halt but nothing else happens. The failure is marked by a trumpet playing a sad five-note harmony.