Item:Miniature bearded lady armed with spinning razor-edged orichalcum plates

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miniature bearded lady armed with spinning razor-edged orichalcum plates
Look: This delicate porcelain figurine, shaped into the form of a female Dwarf, features a tumbling mane of curls and a magnificent auburn beard sculpted into a series of narrow plaits wrapped in magenta spun glitter. She wears a stunning court gown fashioned from overlapping heliotrope scales, the jewels sparkling in a dazzling array of pinkish-purple hues. Balanced on slender poles, the Dwarven lady keeps glistening red-gold plates spinning while she is in motion, the discs honed to a dangerously sharp edge.
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Sources: Source is Siegery Shop (4), Siegery Shop (3), Siegery Shop (2), Candy pink lipka cotton repair case fettered in fluttering spun glitter scarves

Note: This is an Epic siegery figure, and can level beyond what the basic pieces can manage.

You think that the lady is a siegery toy. It is a female soldier.
The bearded lady does not belong to you. You'll need to TURN her to make her yours.
You think you can DROP the bearded lady to have her join in on a siegery game.
You can also PUSH the bearded lady when on the ground to have her attack.
You can REPAIR the bearded lady when broken.

Messaging

Successful Attack

  • The miniature bearded lady gazes up as she keeps her plates spinning, the discs balanced on long poles held in each hand. Nudging them to spin faster and faster, she suddenly whips the razor-edged projectiles at the <castle location>!
  • The miniature bearded lady releases a trio of razor-edged plates, the gleaming red-gold discs slicing through the air and lodge deeply into <opposing soldier>!

Failed Attack

  • The miniature bearded lady tilts one of her plates, inspecting her reflection in the gleaming red-gold metal. Patting her hair and smoothing a thumb over her beard, she blows a saucy kiss at her reflection before resuming her plate spinning.
  • The miniature bearded lady frowns as one of her plates begins to wobble. Grunting in dismay, she narrowly avoids being struck by her own plate as the razor-edged disc slices through the air to lodge firmly into the ground at her feet.

Death

  • The miniature bearded lady shrieks loudly, her plates crashing to the ground, as she clutches the severed remnants of her beard. Sinking to the ground, the majestic skirts of her bejeweled court gown pool around her as she grows still.