Item:Dung-matted dead monkey wearing a wicked sneer and a puce eyepatch

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dung-matted dead monkey wearing a wicked sneer and a puce eyepatch
Look: Leathery lips pull back in a permanent sneer from the monkey's long yellow teeth, seeming to mock you even in death! The dried dung matting its scraggly fur powders off easily in one's hands and leaves behind a musky odor. A rounded depression in the animal's back appears to be an elephant track.
Weight: Unknown
Metal: Unknown
Appraised Cost: 8,750 Kronars7,000 Lirums <br />6,314 Dokoras <br />8.75 LTBpoints <br />8.75 Tickets <br />8.75 Scrips <br />
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Sources: Source is Cheep & E-Z Petz Kumpanie (2), Cheep & E-Z Petz Kumpanie (1)

You pet your dead monkey. It doesn't seem very interested in your affection.

You give your dead monkey a warm hug, politely ignoring the dark ooze that seeps onto your shoulder.

You roll your dead monkey over onto its back. This only makes it look even more dead, so you quickly right it again.

You arrange your dead monkey into a more lifelike position.

You wave your dead monkey around exuberantly, letting it enjoy the fresh air.

You discipline your dead monkey. That should teach it!

You give your dead monkey an affectionate kiss, hardly even noticing the smell.

You turn your dead monkey around to face the other way.

You poke your dead monkey. It doesn't move.

You give your dead monkey a friendly little tickle on the belly. Hmm, it must not be very ticklish.

You toss your dead monkey to the ground, but it does not seem interested in exercise. You pick it back up again.

You give your dead monkey a pinch, but it doesn't even wince.

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