Item:Dung-matted dead monkey wearing a wicked sneer and a puce eyepatch
|dung-matted dead monkey wearing a wicked sneer and a puce eyepatch|
|Look:||Leathery lips pull back in a permanent sneer from the monkey's long yellow teeth, seeming to mock you even in death! The dried dung matting its scraggly fur powders off easily in one's hands and leaves behind a musky odor. A rounded depression in the animal's back appears to be an elephant track.|
|Appraised Cost:|| 8,750 Kronars|
|Dimensions:||? length x ? width x ? height|
|Sources:||Source is Cheep & E-Z Petz Kumpanie (2), Cheep & E-Z Petz Kumpanie (1), Cheep & E-Z Petz Kumpanie|
- RUB monkey
You pet your dead monkey. It doesn't seem very interested in your affection.
- HUG monkey
You give your dead monkey a warm hug, politely ignoring the dark ooze that seeps onto your shoulder.
- PUSH monkey
You roll your dead monkey over onto its back. This only makes it look even more dead, so you quickly right it again.
- PULL monkey
You arrange your dead monkey into a more lifelike position.
- WAVE monkey
You wave your dead monkey around exuberantly, letting it enjoy the fresh air.
- PUNCH monkey
You discipline your dead monkey. That should teach it!
- KISS monkey
You give your dead monkey an affectionate kiss, hardly even noticing the smell.
- TURN monkey
You turn your dead monkey around to face the other way.
- POKE monkey
You poke your dead monkey. It doesn't move.
- TICKLE monkey
You give your dead monkey a friendly little tickle on the belly. Hmm, it must not be very ticklish.
- JUGGLE monkey
You toss your dead monkey to the ground, but it does not seem interested in exercise. You pick it back up again.
- PINCH monkey
You give your dead monkey a pinch, but it doesn't even wince.