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A Squat Bungalow
Province	Ilithi
Justice	Unknown
Town	Fang Cove
Map	Ranik's Map 150
# of Rooms	7
Store Type	Magic shops, Estate Holder shops
Restrictions	Estate Holder
This store only accepts LTB points

• Found in the Squat Bungalow for LTB redemption.

ORDER (NUMBER) FROM MAGE
Item	Price	Done
Spell Prep	600

>ask mage for teach
"Aye, I can teach you further in the ways of magic," the grumpy mage says to you, looking uncharacteristically serious for one clothed in rags. "But be warned, this is not for the faint of heart. It is difficult to unlearn what one has already learned, so you must be serious before you ask." Staring at you appraisingly, he continues, "I can teach you to appear thus when preparing your spell patterns:"

1. [alternate] You giggle to yourself as you move through the syncopated gestures that accompany the preparations of the Summon Death Monkey spell. Others see: [Player] giggles quietly as [he/she] moves through a series of syncopated gestures.
2. [alternate] Darkly gleaming motes of sanguine light swirl briefly about your fingertips as you gesture while uttering the Summon Death Monkey spell. Others see: Darkly gleaming motes of sanguine light swirl briefly about [Player]'s fingertips as [he/she] gestures while uttering an incantation.
3. [alternate] A soft breeze surrounds your body as you confidently prepare the Summon Death Monkey spell. Others see: [Player] deftly traces an arcane pattern as a subtle breeze begins to swirl around [him/her].
4. [alternate] You bring your hand slowly to your forehead as you begin chanting the words of the Summon Death Monkey spell. Others see: [Player] begins a gentle chant as [he/she] brings [his/her] hand calmly to [his/her] forehead.
5. [alternate] You rock back and forth, humming tunelessly as you invoke the Summon Death Monkey spell. Others see: [Player] rocks back and forth, humming tunelessly.
6. [silent] Entering a trance-like state, your hands begin to tremble as you prepare the Summon Death Monkey spell. Others see: [Player] seems unaware of [his/her] surroundings as [his/her] hands begin to tremble.
7. [alternate] You trace an intricate rune in the air with your finger, illusory lines lingering several seconds as you prepare the Summon Death Monkey spell. Others see: [Player] draws a complex shape in the air, using [his/her] finger to etch illusory glowing lines that linger for several seconds.
8. [alternate] You take up a handful of dirt in your palm to prepare the Summon Death Monkey spell. As you whisper arcane words, you gently blow the dust away and watch as it becomes swirling motes of glittering light that veil your hands in a pale aura. Others see: [Player] gathers some dirt in [his/her] palm. Whispering arcane words, [he/she] gently blows on the dirt, which disperses into swirling motes of glittering light that shroud [his/her] hands in a pale aura.
9. [alternate] You begin reciting a solemn incantation, causing familiar patterns of geometric shapes to circle your hand as the Summon Death Monkey spell forms. Others see: [Player] begins reciting a solemn incantation, causing patterns of geometric shapes to circle [his/her] hand as [his/her] spell forms.
10. [alternate] You adeptly sing the incantations for the Summon Death Monkey spell, setting the words to a favorite tune. Others see: [Player]'s eyes light up as [he/she] begins to intone a short, arcane melody.
11. [alternate] You steeple your fingers together and mutter an arcane phrase to invoke the Summon Death Monkey spell. Others see: [Player] steeples [his/her] fingers together and mutters an arcane phrase.
12. [silent] Closing your eyes and concentrating intensely on the task at hand, you pore all your focus into the formulation of the Summon Death Monkey spell. Others see: [Player] closes [his/her] eyes and takes on a look of supreme focus.
13. [silent] Eschewing motions and sound, you painstakingly focus your mind solely on creating the Summon Death Monkey spell pattern. Others see: [Player] stands motionless and quiet as [her/him] focuses intently on something. (Yes there is currently a typo in the pronoun.)
14. [alternate] You perform a complex rotation of detailed gestures as you softly chant an invocation for the Summon Death Monkey spell. Others see: [Player] performs a series of detailed gestures as [she/he] chants softly.
15. [silent] You feel a tension build up in your body as you bend your mind to preparing the Summon Death Monkey spell. Others see: [Player's] body becomes tense as [her/his] fingers begin clenching and unclenching reflexively.
16. [alternate] You slowly crack your knuckles, focusing on the Summon Death Monkey pattern. Others see: [Player] slowly cracks [his/her] knuckles while taking a few deep, steady breaths.
17. [silent] You raise your hand commandingly, bending your mind to preparing the Summon Death Monkey spell. Others see: [Player] raises one hand in a commanding gesture, grinning smugly.