Uwresari's Exotic Blunders (1)
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| Uwresari's Exotic Blunders | |
|---|---|
| Event | Guildfest 401 |
| Owner | Pum |
| # of Rooms | 5 |
| Store Type | Jewelry shops, Weapon shops, Necromancer shops |
This store only accepts Lirums
| |
[Uwresari's Exotic Blunders, Lobby]
The elongated room is lined with flimsy wooden panels, each coated in a different garish shade of purple paint. You also see a flimsy doorway, a row of blocky pedestals with several things on it and a black stone plinth with a half-scale statue of Prince Vorclaf sculpted from a large turnip on it.
Obvious exits: north.
Showroom
[Uwresari's Exotic Blunders, Showroom]
The spacious room is framed by flimsy wooden panels, each crudely carved with stick figures. You also see a crooked sign mounted on the wall, an archway draped with heavy black curtains, the Small Box o' Gems, a hulking Gor'Tog guard, a squat Gor'Tog guard, a bored attendant and a small side shelf with a ratty gem pouch on it.
Obvious exits: east, south, west.
A crooked sign mounted on the wall reads:
--~~{ Small Box o' Gems }~~--
NOT OPEN YET! SUPPLIZES ONROUTE
1) One (1) platinum Lirum per grab. Just GET BOX to play.
2) Management is not responsible for the actions of the 'Togs.
3) No refunds!
--~~{ The Master }~~--
| On the small side shelf | ||
|---|---|---|
| Item | Price | Done |
| ratty gem pouch | 100 | !! |
Jewelry
[Uwresari's Exotic Blunders, Jewelry]
A flimsy wooden panel curves around the alcove, the surface of it painted a garish shade of green. You also see a bored attendant, an ugly earring stand with a few things on it, a walnut tray with a couple of things on it, a white bone rack with a couple of things on it and a simple jewelry display with several things on it.
Obvious exits: east.
| On the earring stand | ||
|---|---|---|
| Item | Price | Done |
| rudimentary flame-shaped earring sculpted from copper | 100,000 | !! |
| mahogany splinter caged within a lopsided glass earring | 100,000 | !! |
| wrought iron earring set with a large rock crystal | 100,000 | !! |
| On the walnut tray | ||
|---|---|---|
| Item | Price | Done |
| misshapen frosted glass circlet decorated with polished granite lobes | 200,000 | !! |
| pair of mismatched cufflinks with simple tin mountings | 200,000 | !! |
| On the white bone rack | ||
|---|---|---|
| Item | Price | Done |
| simple twisted bronze choker draped with discolored pearls | 300,000 | !! |
| blued glass torque capped with a pair of hazy green stones | 300,000 | !! |
| On the simple jewelry display | ||
|---|---|---|
| Item | Price | Done |
| discolored copper bracelet | 100,000 | !! |
| rudimentary blue-white anklet | 200,000 | !! |
| scrimshaw wristlet encrusted with tiny diamonds | 400,000 | !! |
| basic granite armband | 10,000 | !! |
| uneven rock crystal pendant suspended from a pyrite curb chain | 100,000 | !! |
| unsophisticated rawhide necklace hung with dark grey feathers | 50,000 | !! |
| black painted ring set with a massive clouded quartz | 200,000 | !! |
Armory
[Uwresari's Exotic Blunders, Armory]
A flimsy wooden panel curves around the alcove, the surface of it painted a shocking shade of red. You also see a Gor'Tog sized armor stand with some hunting leathers decorated with purple handprints on it, a bored attendant, a steel weapon rack with several things on it and an iron armor stand with several things on it.
Obvious exits: west.
| On the Gor'Tog sized armor stand | ||
|---|---|---|
| Item | Price | Done |
| hunting leathers decorated with purple handprints | 200,000 | !! |
| On the weapon rack | ||
|---|---|---|
| Item | Price | Done |
| heavy steel mattock | 200,000 | !!!! |
| silvery Elven telo with a leather grip | 100,000 | !!!! |
| lopsided iron bola | 100,000 | |
| bronze-tipped walnut spear | 200,000 | !!!! |
| light purple cinquedea | 200,000 | !!!! |
| oak-hafted khuj with a purple blade | 300,000 | |
| On the iron armor stand | ||
|---|---|---|
| Item | Price | Done |
| rich purple breastplate | 100,000 | !! |
| pitted iron target shield | 10,000 | !!!! |
| cherrywood tower shield banded with oak | 200,000 | !!!! |
| leather mask decorated with a row of steel studs along the edge | 100,000 | !! |
| purple-hued bone mask with an iron crown | 100,000 | !! |
Exclusive Wares
[Uwresari's Exotic Blunders, Exclusive Wares]
A soft glow illuminates the exclusive goods on display here, leaving the rest of the room cloaked in shadows. A nauseating blend of exotic incense wafts through the chamber, while a trio of beautiful Gor'Tog ladies lounges amongst a pile of musty pillows located in a dimly lit alcove. You also see an archway draped with heavy black curtains, a luxurious open bar with several things on it and a raised dais with an ornate sign mounted on it with several things on it.
Obvious exits: none.
- 5 plats to just enter this room
An ornate sign mounted on the dais reads: Many of the gems on display were obtained through a source exclusive to Master Sculptor Uwresari. They will naturally shift in colors in accordance to astrological events. Please be aware that supplies are extremely limited, and no refunds will be offered!
| On the raised dais | ||
|---|---|---|
| Item | Price | Done |
| black leather sword belt with a frosty white elanthite clasp | 5,000,000 | !! |
| steel hand claws tipped with sharpened inky black katambite | 20,000,000 | |
| pale ivory xibarite nose stud | 10,000,000 | !! |
| slender dagger inlaid with auburn yavasite | 10,000,000 | !!!! |
| Please note: The prices on these items have changed and may continue to inflate with purchase. Prices listed here are the beginning prices. | ||
Necromancer Exclusive Wares
[Pum's Necrotic Wonders, Exclusive Wares]
An unwholesome light seeps through the chambers, illuminating several raised daises filled with goods. Carefully displayed are the flayed, and preserved, remains of three Elven ladies. You also see a leather bag hanging at the apex of a tall silver tripod, a bored attendant and an archway draped with heavy black curtains.
Obvious exits: none.
- When entering the arch to the public exclusive wares section, Necromancers have the option of entering the Necrotic Wonders area instead. There is no cost to enter this section.
| a raised dais | ||
|---|---|---|
| Item | Price | Done |
| tempered pitchfork | 500,000 | !! |
| serrated pugio | 200,000 | !! |
| dagger with a leather-wrapped hilt | 200,000 | !!!! |
| twisted katar | 200,000 | !!!! |
| long stiletto | 200,000 | !!!! |
| blued steel poignard | 200,000 | !!!! |
| a dusty dais | ||
|---|---|---|
| Item | Price | Done |
| nightmare black robe emblazed with a flaming skull | 200,000 | !! |
| nightmare black hood painted with a leering skull | 150,000 | !! |
| nightmare black gloves painted with skeleton hands | 100,000 | !! |
| a tall dais | ||
|---|---|---|
| Item | Price | Done |
| heavy white scholar's robe emblazed with the crest of the Asemath Academy | 150,000 | !! |
| mottled grey gloves | 5,000 | !! |
| mottled grey hood | 7,500 | !! |
| mottled brown and grey robe | 10,000 | !! |
| a short dais | ||
|---|---|---|
| Item | Price | Done |
| slender blued steel blade | 100,000 | !! |