Item:Smarmy thief doll
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| smarmy thief doll | |
|---|---|
| Look: | You see nothing unusual. |
| Weight: | 10 stones |
| Metal: | Unknown |
| Appraised Cost: | 1,562 Kronars1,249.6 Lirums <br />1,127.139 Dokoras <br />1.562 LTBpoints <br />1.562 Tickets <br />1.562 Scrips <br /> |
| Properties: | This is an item.
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| Dimensions: | 1 length x 1 width x 1 height |
| Sources: | |
- STUDY: As you study the thief doll, you believe you can JUMP, EAT, PULL, WAVE, PUNCH, and KICK it, bearing in mind that the doll will more than likely get destroyed in the process.
- EAT: You snap the head off the thief doll and pop it in your mouth. Yum! Raspberry-filled chocolate!
- Others see: <Person> snaps the head off <his/her> thief doll and pops it in <his/her> mouth, chewing noisily as a trail of red juice dribbles down from one corner of <his/her> lip.
- Changes the item to: a headless thief doll
- EAT: Drat! The head's already been snapped off!
- JUMP: You jump up and down on the thief doll in vicious delight. A mangled, "Momma!" emits from the pitiful poppet.
- Others see: <Person> jumps up and down on the thief doll, a look of vicious delight on <his/her> face. A mangled, "Momma!" emits from the tortured doll.
- Changes the item to: a scuffed thief doll
- PULL: You rip off the thief doll's right arm. Muahahahahaha!
- Others see: <Person> rips off the thief doll's right arm, a mad delight dancing in <his/her> eyes.
- PULL: You rip off the thief doll's left arm. Muahahahahaha!
- Others see: <Person> rips off the thief doll's left arm, a mad delight dancing in <his/her> eyes.
- PULL: You rip off the thief doll's right leg. Muahahahahaha!
- Other see: <Person> rips off the thief doll's right leg, a mad delight dancing in <his/her> eyes.
- PULL: You rip off the thief doll's left leg. Muahahahahaha!
- Other see: <Person> rips off the thief doll's left leg, a mad delight dancing in <his/her> eyes.
- KICK: You drop-kick the thief doll! The thief doll flies out!
- Others see: <Person> drop-kicks a scuffed thief doll and sends it flying out!
- Changes the item to: a wretched thief doll
- WAVE: You grab the thief doll by the legs and whirl it around over your head, spinning it like a madman!
- Others see: <Person> lets loose a monstrous yell and begins to whirl a wretched thief doll over <his/her> head, snickering like a faenrae reaver on samatak!
- Changes the item to: a dizzy-looking thief doll
- PUNCH: You punch the thief doll! The stump of its neck makes a squeaking sound!
- Others see: <Person> punches a dizzy-looking thief doll! The stump of its neck makes a squeaking sound!
- Changes the item to: a lumpy thief doll
Once you have done enough of the above verbs, the item is destroyed and you see:
You feel immensely satisfied at having utterly demolished the thief doll.