Item:Surlaeian soldier figurine carved from elmwood

surlaeian soldier figurine carved from elmwood
Look:	Detailed on the wood is an epaulet fastened with two chains. The soldier's tunic is emblazoned with a compass rose with four stylized albatrosses perched on each of the cardinal points.
Weight:	2 stones
Metal:	Unknown
Appraised Cost:	5,000 Kronars4,000 Lirums <br />3,608 Dokoras <br />5 LTBpoints <br />5 Tickets <br />5 Scrips <br />
Properties:	This item is a toy. This item has more than normal or unusual verbs.
Dimensions:	1 length x 1 width x 1 height
Sources:	Source is Svenblum's Annex

Verb	Actions
KISS	First Person: You raise your soldier figurine to your face and kiss it gently.
No messaging for second person.
Third Person: With a weird look on <his/her> face, <Player> raises <his/her> soldier figurine for a mushy kiss.
RUB	First Person: You polish your soldier figurine, wiping away any dust from it.
No messaging for second person.
Third Person: <Player> polishes <his/her> soldier figurine, wiping away any dust from it.
SHAKE	First Person: You shake your soldier figurine but quickly stop because you could have sworn you saw the soldier figurine look sick for a second.
No messaging for second person.
Third Person: <Player> shakes <his/her> soldier figurine but abruptly stops to stare into the face of the soldier figurine.
TAP	First Person: You tilt your soldier figurine forward in an attempt to make it bow.
No messaging for second person.
Third Person: <Player> tilts <his/her> soldier figurine forward in an odd gesture.
TURN	First Person: You roll your soldier figurine around in your palm, warming the wood.
No messaging for second person.
Third Person: <Player> turns <his/her> soldier figurine around in <his/her> palm for no apparent reason.
WAVE	First Person: Hoisting your soldier figurine above your head, you run around in circles making your soldier figurine dip and raise in spirals and waves.
No messaging for second person.
Third Person: <Player> starts running around in circles with <his/her> soldier figurine outstretched above <his/her> head. You hear various pitches of "SCHOOM" emanating from <Player>.