Item:Surlaeian soldier figurine carved from elmwood

surlaeian soldier figurine carved from elmwood
Look:	Detailed on the wood is an epaulet fastened with two chains. The soldier's tunic is emblazoned with a compass rose with four stylized albatrosses perched on each of the cardinal points.
Weight:	2 stones
Metal:	No
Appraised Cost:	5,000 Kronars4,000 Lirums <br />3,608 Dokoras <br />5 LTBpoints <br />5 Tickets <br />5 Scrips <br />
Properties:	This is an item. This item has more than normal or unusual verbs. This item is a toy.
Dimensions:	1 length x 1 width x 1 height
Sources:	Source is Svenblum's Annex

Verb	Actions
KISS	First Person: You raise your Surlaeian soldier figurine to your face and kiss it gently.
No messaging for second person.
Third Person: With a weird look on <his/her> face, <Player> raises <his/her> Surlaeian soldier figurine for a mushy kiss.
RUB	First Person: You polish your Surlaeian soldier figurine, wiping away any dust from it.
No messaging for second person.
Third Person: <Player> polishes <his/her> Surlaeian soldier figurine, wiping away any dust from it.
SHAKE	First Person: You shake your Surlaeian soldier figurine but quickly stop because you could have sworn you saw the Surlaeian soldier figurine look sick for a second.
No messaging for second person.
Third Person: <Player> shakes <his/her> Surlaeian soldier figurine but abruptly stops to stare into the face of the Surlaeian soldier figurine.
TAP	First Person: You tilt your Surlaeian soldier figurine forward in an attempt to make it bow.
No messaging for second person.
Third Person: <Player> tilts <his/her> Surlaeian soldier figurine forward in an odd gesture.
TURN	First Person: You roll your Surlaeian soldier figurine around in your palm, warming the wood.
No messaging for second person.
Third Person: <Player> turns <his/her> Surlaeian soldier figurine around in <his/her> palm for no apparent reason.
WAVE	First Person: Hoisting your Surlaeian soldier figurine above your head, you run around in circles making your Surlaeian soldier figurine dip and raise in spirals and waves.
No messaging for second person.
Third Person: <Player> starts running around in circles with <his/her> Surlaeian soldier figurine outstretched above <his/her> head. You hear various pitches of "SCHOOM" emanating from <Player>.