Thorkim Family Farm

Questions

• ASK THORKIM ABOUT PIGLET

Farmer Thorkim points over the gate he guards and says, "See them there lumps o' mud? They ain't no mud at all!" He flashes a wide smile. "Them pigs and piglets are wallowin' about and hiding. They's knowin' somethings going on and tryin' not ter draw no attention to themselves." "Pa Thorkim has an arrangement with the Bacon Man, see. But them pigs been more amorous than usual, and we almost gots more bacon than we know what to do with." He concludes, "Iffen ye bring me one of them shiney coins that've been popular all o'sudden, I might be convinced to look another way while ye sneak in and grab one for yerself. S'that or they're off to the market, in one form or another."

• ASK THORKIM ABOUT <BACON/MAN>

Farmer Thorkim responds, "Pa Thorkim met the Bacon Man years ago. Pa ain't so good at farmin', but ain't none better fer raising piggies. They gots 'em an arrangement, and the Bacon Man stops by real regular to get some of the older ones." "I was curious once about that bacon milk he sells, and pa bought me a glass." Farmer Thorkim shakes his head and makes a face. "It ain't fer me. Some things just ain't meant to be mixed. Somehow, though, that Bacon Man sells it by the barrel full along with all his other, erm, treats."

• ASK THORKIM ABOUT Grooba

Farmer Thorkim looks mortified and leans in to whispers, "I ain't never met her now, ye hear? I ain't for knowin' anyone but the Bacon Man who ever has, but the rumors say she runs some sort of house of ill repute, iffen ye catch my meaning." He straightens and continues, "I ain't for knowin' why the Bacon Man got himself into business with her sorts, but she sure did give him some shiney coins! If ye bring me one, I'll let you inside the pen to try and grab a piggie."

• ASK THORKIM ABOUT COIN

(without coin)

Farmer Thorkim shakes his head. "Sorry there, madam. Pa Thorkim says I gots to keep visitors out." He leans in and whispers, "If you bring me a Grooba Coin, though, I might could find myself distracted with the fence for a bit."

(with coin)

Farmer Thorkim's eyes light up as he gazes at your proffered coin. He clears his throat and glances around before whispering, "If yer sure 'bout partin' with that coin, I'm mighty interested in it. You can sneak in and wallow about with the piggies, maybe get one out without gettin' caught, iffen I can have that coin."

Pigs

See pig for information on the pets that can be searched out after bribing Pa Thorkim.

Finding a Pig

You want to wait until you see the following messaging and then SEARCH.

You notice a muddy piglet waddling around the area.

SEARCH (success): You search around the area and find a burly saddleback peccary! The saddleback peccary scampers toward you and oinks happily, quickly deciding you're its new owner. As you reach for the peccary, it scurries into a soft woven sack with a golden piglet charm, which is the peccary's home. You pick them both up, claiming your new pet.

SEARCH (failure):

Shop

Farmer Thorkim is selling items for pigs in exchange for Grooba Coins.

• an infuser stone - 4 coins
• a potency crystal - 5 coins
• some light pig chalk - 1 coin
• some heavy pig chalk - 1 coin
• some cracked pig chalk - 1 coin
• some colorful pig chalk - 2 coins

Titles

• a dirty parchment (title) - 1 coin
• a dusty parchment (title) - 1 coin
• a filthy parchment (title) - 1 coin
• a smudged parchment (title) - 1 coin
• a begrimed parchment (title) - 1 coin

Random Treasure

Weapons

• asini pitchfork inset with pink topaz pigs along the haft
• blackened scimitar set with a scratched silver charm in its hilt
• blackened steel claymore with a scorched leather-wrapped hilt
• bone-handled carving knife engraved with a lioness
• bone-handled carving knife
• dark steel stiletto
• dull dagger
• gleaming steel dagesse with an ornate crossguard
• heavy iron rake
• ivory-handled skinning knife
• painted short bow
• sharpened garden rake with glaes tines and a steel-banded shaft
• steel broadsword with a black and yellow striped hilt
• steel scimitar fitted with a gold hilt
• tarnished steel stiletto
• pitted steel pitchfork

Armor

• green cotton shirt embroidered with a small dragon insignia
• sailcloth shirt with scrimshaw buttons
• small round blue shield painted with a circular snake consuming its own tail

Clothing

• azure samite loincloth with whipstitched silver edging
• bacon-embossed war belt with a large bronze buckle‎
• black cotton gamantang with a stylized cobra emblazoned across the back
• black leather poncho
• black leather thigh boots
• black vest with a white spider web embroidered on its pocket
• blue flannel shirt with a torn pocket
• blue leather belt covered with tiny pouches
• bright amaranth frock trimmed with frilly white lack ruffles
• bright orange coat with a thick woolen collar
• brilliant green brocade hat bedazzled with several heart-shaped quartz
• brown plaid wool vest with simple grey buttons
• brown suede pants with dull pewter buttons
• buff brown flannel mantle with lacewood pauldrons
• burgundy broadcloth bodice
• cambrinth-beaded robe patterned to resemble giant strips of burnt bacon‎
• caramel-colored felt hat shaped like a beehive
• creamy silk tabard emblazoned with twin-crossed pole axes
• creamy velvet tabard embroidered with a bouquet of jadice flowers
• dark blue cotton pants trimmed with silver thread
• dark plum and grey sweater in a knitted honeycomb design
• deep blue scarf with thin yellow crisscrossing lines
• delicate black silk blouse embellished with silver ribbons
• drab damask doublet
• eggshell-white linen shirt embroidered with a peeking grey kitten
• embroidered skirt
• emerald velvet doublet
• finely woven cloth of ivory-toned silk edged in golden embroidery
• fitted silk coat dyed in autumnal hues
• fitted wool gown dyed a bright emerald
• frayed silk skirt
• frayed straw hat encircled with a black band
• full-sleeved chamois shirt
• gingham apron
• gingham overalls decorated with tiny white bows
• handsome brocade tabard quartered in black and gold
• heavy tapestry cloak depicting a damaged caravan beset with gremlins‎
• heavy twill longcoat dyed in variegated earth tones
• ice-white satin leggings
• iridescent jade silk blouse black-laced with beaded cording
• iridescent red poplin surcoat embroidered with a charging centaur
• lavender silk harness affixed with sweeping violet wings
• leaf-green dobby hat with shiny lightning bolts
• leather loincloth branded with crude animal shapes
• leather spats with steel buttons
• light brown shirt with short sleeves
• lightweight crisp linen coat with hammered gold buttons
• long cerulean cape
• long ivory cotton robe trimmed at the slashed neck with wide gold braiding
• long skirt of silk-lined wool
• loose-cut silk tunic patterned in stripes of blue coral beading
• midnight-blue Elothean silk dance veil with silvery fringe‎
• opulent samite shoulder-wrap flecked with silver and gold
• orange top hat rimmed with tiny octagonal sunstones
• ostentatious velveteen surcoat patterned with chaotic versicolored whorls
• pair of aniline leather shoes dyed a muted celedon and laced with suede
• pair of ash-grey sandals with linen straps
• pair of dark green threadbare socks with a small hole at each big toe
• pair of fleece-lined leather gloves
• pair of grey galoshes stitched from overlapping sealskins
• pair of knee boots buckled up the side with brass snowflakes
• pair of purple leather boots with copper studs along the sides
• pair of red-gold silken wings batiked with a fiery pattern
• pair of scuffed dark leather boots with frayed laces
• pair of spotted-fur ear muffs
• pair of tan suede boots with emerald studded heels
• pair of tooled leather sandals with small silver clasps
• pair of white and grey striped socks
• pair of white lace gloves lined with black silk
• pair of wicker snowshoes‎
• pale pink cashmere skirt embroidered with prancing grey kittens
• periwinkle lawn skirt embroidered with bolts of lightning along the hem
• periwinkle wool shawl
• pink satin gloves with pearl buttons
• pink silk hat
• plaid wool scarf
• pointed blue hat with a wide brim
• raspberry-hued silk gamantang embroidered with an elaborate kingsnake
• ratty fox fur cloak sloppily stitched with sinew
• raw silk peasant blouse dyed a brilliant green
• red and gold plaid kilt
• rough-spun knit cap dyed a dazzling shade of green
• rough-spun tunic edged in a campfire motif
• royal blue caftan with white trim along the hems
• ruddy suede shirt embroidered with the image of Ulf'Hara Keep
• rumpled cotton shirt
• rumpled cotton vest
• sailcloth pants with bleached leather patches sewn on as pockets
• samite slippers
• scuffed leather boots
• sheer mist-grey scarf embellished with minute shards of cerulean tanzanite
• shiny black robe stitched with a brilliant red rose on the back
• silk cloak embroidered with a violet panther
• silk gown with dark splotchy stains along the hem
• silvery brocade tabard embroidered with a quartered shield
• silver-colored satin doublet adorned with star ruby-tipped ties
• sky-blue wool harness draping emerald wings
• sleek spidersilk cloak adorned with elaborate boneflower appliques
• small checkered silk handkerchief attached to a polished silver pin
• soft blue satin slippers
• soft golden caftan belted at the waist with a length of wide silk
• soft pink satin slippers
• soft purple leather harness displaying graceful aquamarine wings
• softly draped creamy white tunic with split sleeves
• linen gloves with embroidered fingers
• muck-stained overalls
• slender white suspenders adorned with black polka-dots
• spring green calico mantle with a pink topaz clasp
• stained cotton socks
• sunny yellow blouse embroidered with blue bees
• teal leather boots adorned with filigreed toecaps
• turtleneck sweater knit from bulky fiery orange yarn
• viridian velvet kirtle with a modestly scooped neckline
• viridian voile veil
• warm caramel brown burel gown adorned by several large square-cut golden topaz
• white cotton blouse with tatted lace pockets
• white velvet headband displaying a small porcelain tea kettle
• wide black belt decorated with skull and crossbone shaped rivets‎
• wide-brimmed straw hat adorned with a sprig of jaunty white bear's breeches
• wide-brimmed straw hat encircled with a wide black velvet ribbon
• woven blouse with a thick cowl neck
• woven straw hat speckled with muddy brown stains
• yellow leather belt covered with tiny pouches
• yellow cotton harness featuring dark orange wings

Jewelry

• bacon-shaped nose stud
• bent copper wristcuff set with an iron gear
• black leather choker with a cutout repeating star pattern
• blown glass amulet suspended from a gold chain
• blue glass earring
• braided gold bracelet with tiny daggers hanging from the edges
• braided twine belt with dangling strings of acorns
• bronze nightingale brooch with outstretched wings
• brushed silver thumb ring
• burnished copper chain
• carved ivory button shaped like a squirrel that is holding a heart
• cracked turquoise wristcuff banded with silver
• cracked wooden pin
• cream-colored velvet choker with delicate lace trim
• crimson open-framed spectacles set with red lenses
• crudely carved copper ring
• dark pewter ring cast in the shape of a face with a fanged and scowling mouth
• delicate gold armband entwined with a garland of tiny silken dragonflowers
• delicate gold ferroniere set with a central eventide moonstone
• elongated satinwood armband carved with a stampede of antelopes
• etched brass anklet
• faceted amethyst hairbeads
• faceted chrysoprase pendant
• filigree silver ear-frill
• filigreed pair of rencate and acenite dustanjis earcuffs
• finely carved walnut ring
• gold lapel pin shaped like a seven-pointed star
• hammered steel wristcuff engraved with a dancing crane
• hammered steel wristcuff engraved with a howling wolf
• hammered steel wristcuff engraved with a stalking panther
• hammered steel wristcuff engraved with a striking scorpion
• heavy golden armband embellished with a jeweled warrior's crest
• narrow hematite teardrops
• necklace holding a complex dragonfire amber and rose gold pendant
• necklace of pearls interspersed with swine charms
• nomlas crystal nose stud
• pair of articulated silver feather earrings
• pair of silver earrings shaped like tiny padlocks
• pair of tarnished spectacles
• pink pig nose stud
• pink topaz pig with rencate wings
• plain gold ring
• platinum ring bearing the crest of the Moon Mage Guild
• polished silver ring etched with scrollwork designs
• raven-shaped silver earring
• rawhide necklace sporting numerous badger claws
• silken cord strung with uneven bits of coral
• silver pin
• silver pin crafted into the shape of a daisy
• silver-belled green leather anklet
• simple jade amulet adorned with white feathers
• slender bone ring etched with the crest of the Moon Mage Guild
• delicate rose-shaped earrings
• sprig of mistletoe
• square silver and ebony ring set with a tiny diamond
• squared bronze amulet set with a gleaming sunstone
• tarnished silver ring
• tarnished tin ring
• teardrop emerald earrings
• tiny pitchfork nose stud
• twisted bronze and iron thumb ring
• twisted bronze pin
• winged pig nose stud
• white gold mesh snake bracelet
• wirework choker

Containers

• bacon-patterned sack with a tiny frying pan clasp - contains full pig outfit
• bone-white witchclaw scabbard decorated with spidery cinnabar-rubbed graining
• bright orange thigh pouch with brown ties
• camouflaged thigh quiver adorned with a brass lion medallion
• canvas adventurer's satchel marked with a large black "X" - contains four treasure maps
• chestnut-hued leather thigh quiver
• cream-colored suede thigh pouch overlaid with delicate white eyelet lace
• electrum vial etched with a triple-tined claw
• elegant porcelain cup with a painted gold rim
• engraved leather quiver trimmed with snowbeast fur
• fringed leather pouch decorated with amber beads
• leather scabbard wrought to resemble a cyclone
• leather thigh quiver tooled to depict a raging sandstorm
• linen scrip with silver coin-tipped ties
• mud-splattered bag - contains dyes, dira, and cards
• mud-splattered coin purse - contains copper, bronze, silver, gold, or platinum coins (also a pair of Hollow Eve tickets were found in one! VERY RARE!)
• muddied colorful sack - contains dyes, dira, and cards
• oiled lizardskin pouch with iridescent scales
• ornate scabbard embellished with a beaded rose design
• pale pink silk purse shaped like a sow's ear
• polished steel flagon engraved with boneflowers
• sailcloth weapon harness
• silken duffel shadow embroidered with boneflowers
• supple velvet pouch with a twisted cord drawstring
• thigh quiver dyed in a grey and desert tan camouflage pattern

Crafting

• blackened hide scraper
• orange hide scraper
• scale-patterned bellows with carved wooden kingsnake handles
• vibrant violet bellows with verdigris fittings

Pig-Related

• light pig chalk

Food/Drink

• bacon-topped potato
• baked apple
• brackish cocktail
• chocolate slug
• flagon of death spirit grog
• flask of mint taffelberry kefir
• hard cherry candy
• jar of strawberry jam
• marbled cup of spicy tomato juice
• piece of cave bear jerky
• piece of chocolate-dipped bacon on a stick
• piece of peppermint candy
• slice of cheese bread
• slice of pumpkin pie
• spicy chicken wings
• stacked chicken sandwich with avocado and cheese
• tiny black pig
• tiny bright pink pig
• tiny brown pig

Other

• blackened steel tankard embossed with an obscured crest
• bright red wooden box
• carved alabaster statuette resembling a rampaging snowbeast
• chipped soft brush
• cracked stacking block
• elm hairbrush carved with the snarling visage of a boar on the back
• empty spectacle frames
• glass-handled clippers
• gold hairbrush with a sinuous handle shaped like a snake
• green gecko
• grinning grendel doll
• iron-handled footbrush adorned with tiny glass beads on the back
• ivory footbrush with a bas-relief swan carved on the back
• knotty pine footbrush with squirrels carved on the handle
• large white towel of fluffy cotton embroidered with a buttercup border
• leather bridle with beaded fringe
• lopsided marble
• mud-splattered pig puppet
• mud-stained pig doll with a snout painted to be reminiscent of it wearing lipstick
• narrow shelf
• painted paper fan
• pair of clippers with oak handles carved with doves in flight
• pair of clippers with polished silver handles
• patchwork corduroy pig doll wearing a tiny belled collar
• pea-green pocket lint
• pine apples
• pig doll dressed in mud-stained overalls and carrying a miniature pitchfork
• platinum-hilted skinning knife etched with coins along the blade
• plush cashmere pig doll wearing a frilly dress
• polka-dotted ribbon
• puffy pink pig puppet playfully patterned with posies
• purple seed pods
• purple stuffed bunny cradling a small white kitten in its arms
• red agate-handled razor
• ripped handkerchief of white cotton with a pale blue stripe
• rosewood pick carved with a tiny butterfly
• rough oak hair brush with a splintered handle
• sandalwood fan carved with dolphins along the blades
• set of felt gidii with comedic expressions
• shell-pink bobbin
• short pipe carved from a dolomar stinger
• silver hairbrush with a preening swan etched on the back
• small muddied box - contains assortment of coins/gems. Comes trapped. Flexes to the skill of the person who finds it.
• small round mirror framed by a buttery golden duck
• soft toy shark embroidered with a silly expression
• stone claw sharpener
• tall golden tankard shaped like a cluster of roses
• tall pewter tankard etched with an intertwining pattern of seashells and ferns
• tall stacking block
• tin whistle enameled with frolicking whippoorwills
• tiny dancing figure with a delicate lace skirt
• tiny faceted star ruby phoenix with silver filigree accents‎
• vaguely humanoid-shaped chunk of marble
• verdigris bronze stein with a banded agate-inlaid lid
• vibrant bouquet of dragon's mouth orchids
• viscous purple potion
• viscous silver potion
• viscous yellow potion
• warped iron belt knife with a sinew-bound bone hilt
• white lace fan
• wooden bear figurine
• woolen blanket woven to look like a slab of pork ribs
• Xala'shar magus doll
• random jewels