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An immaculately lettered sign reads: |
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Almodivar's Beautification Rules: |
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1. I will not make something more hideous than it already is. My definition of hideous is the only one that matters. |
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2. Anyone blessed enough to be chosen to receive my work will also receive a free style consultation. I expect you to be appropriately grateful, because trust me, you need it. |
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3. No arguing. |
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4. My time is not cheap. Be prepared. |
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5. I will be by near the end of the faire, and before you ask, no, I will not put glitter on it. |
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{{ShopHeader|title=On the bronze table}} |
{{ShopHeader|title=On the bronze table}} |
Revision as of 14:18, 26 April 2016
Almodivar's Caravan | |
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Event | Shard Theater Faire 419 |
Owner | Almodivar |
# of Rooms | 2 |
Store Type | Food shops, Drink shops |
This store only accepts Dokoras
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[Almodivar's Caravan, Waiting and Reception]
Numerous tiny gaethzen orbs ringed with covelite are set into the exposed beams of the ceiling, bathing the room in a soft glow that plays off of the bronze inlay fitted between each plank making up its walls. A heavy curtain bisects the far wall, its dark fabric showing just a hint of sheen that betrays its having been oiled to the point of waterproofing. You also see some chairs surrounding an antiqued bronze table, a long obsidian bar with several things on it, a thick door, an immaculately lettered sign and an artfully painted list.
Obvious exits: none.
An immaculately lettered sign reads: Almodivar's Beautification Rules: 1. I will not make something more hideous than it already is. My definition of hideous is the only one that matters. 2. Anyone blessed enough to be chosen to receive my work will also receive a free style consultation. I expect you to be appropriately grateful, because trust me, you need it. 3. No arguing. 4. My time is not cheap. Be prepared. 5. I will be by near the end of the faire, and before you ask, no, I will not put glitter on it.
On the obsidian bar | ||
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Item | Price | Done |
some cinnamon-laced rum | 0 | !! |
a smoking carafe filled with Greater Fist aesjaal | 0 | !! |
a bottle of Katamba-black whiskey | 0 | |
a tall glass pitcher of fresh spring water | 0 | DG |
an urn of strong black coffee | 0 | DG |
some herb-infused Zoluren white tea | 0 | !! |