Almodivar's Caravan

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Almodivar's Caravan
Event Shard Theater Faire 419
Owner Almodivar
# of Rooms 2
Store Type Food shops, Drink shops
This store only accepts Dokoras

[Almodivar's Caravan, Waiting and Reception]
Numerous tiny gaethzen orbs ringed with covelite are set into the exposed beams of the ceiling, bathing the room in a soft glow that plays off of the bronze inlay fitted between each plank making up its walls. A heavy curtain bisects the far wall, its dark fabric showing just a hint of sheen that betrays its having been oiled to the point of waterproofing. You also see some chairs surrounding an antiqued bronze table, a long obsidian bar with several things on it, a thick door, an immaculately lettered sign and an artfully painted list.
Obvious exits: none.

An immaculately lettered sign reads:
Almodivar's Beautification Rules:
1.  I will not make something more hideous than it already is.  My definition of hideous is the only one that matters.
2.  Anyone blessed enough to be chosen to receive my work will also receive a free style consultation.  I expect you to be appropriately grateful, because trust me, you need it.
3.  No arguing.
4.  My time is not cheap.  Be prepared.
5.  I will be by near the end of the faire, and before you ask, no, I will not put glitter on it.
On the bronze table
Item Price Done
a geometric stack of peccary dumplings studded with pistachios and black currants 0   
an artfully arranged platter of chicken wings spun in a spicy taffleberry sauce 0   
a tower of crawfish tails glazed with black garlic and honey 0   
some stone-fried cactus blossoms 0   
a bronze tray of wheat crisps topped by duckling liver pate swirled with herbed marscarpone 0   
On the obsidian bar
Item Price Done
some cinnamon-laced rum 0   
a smoking carafe filled with Greater Fist aesjaal 0   
a bottle of Katamba-black whiskey 0   
a tall glass pitcher of fresh spring water 0   
an urn of strong black coffee 0   
some herb-infused Zoluren white tea 0