Heavy Hammer

The Heavy Hammer
Event	Dwarven Culture Faire 419, Bacon Man's Birthday Bash 419
# of Rooms	2
Store Type	Tattoo shops
Restrictions	Dwarf
This store only accepts Dokoras

[The Heavy Hammer, Sharing the Load]
The strong scent of smoke and burning steel lingers in the air as a smelter in the far corner dumps out wave after wave of heat. A stout, yet sturdy, table with heavy padding is covered in butcher paper and a few differently sized stools rest nearby. A Dwarven blacksmith works away at her tasks nearby while another Dwarf doodles idly in a sketchpad.
You also see a short stone doorway, a thick flap and a posted catalog.
Obvious exits: none.

Sharing the Load
We're willing to put our art on your:
1) shoulder 3) cheekbone 5) left wrist 7) abdomen 9) chin 11) right cheekbone 13) left ankle 15) left temple 17) left hip 19) left palm 21) right shin 23) right knee	2) forehead 4) thigh 6) right wrist 8) forearm 10) left cheekbone 12) calf 14) right ankle 16) right temple 18) right hip 20) right palm 22) left shin 24) left knee
Check the MENU for art you enjoy.
Then CHOOSE the location for your art after ORDERing your tattoo.
[CHOOSE REMOVE for tattoo removal.]

Sharing the Load
Item	Price	Done
1) a staunch Dwarf warrior wielding a massive hammer	100,000
2) a pile of vibrantly-colored jewels overflowing from a velvet gem pouch	100,000
3) a stylized beard in black ink	100,000
4) the silhouette of a lengthy beard and mustache	100,000
5) a kertig boulder carved with the words, "DWARVES ROCK"	100,000
6) an elegant, curling ribbon with the words, "LADY DWARVES KNOW BEST"	100,000
7) a plate-wearing Dwarf standing atop a prone Kaldar	100,000
8) elaborate black script reading, "No beard? Not interested!"	100,000
9) an opulent gem-encrusted pickaxe crossed over a wrought iron bearded axe	100,000
10) a disk of knotwork formed of a precise grid of solid lines	100,000
11) a knotwork raven, wings outstretched, with a thick black outline	100,000
12) a coal-black raven, its wings reaching upward	100,000
13) a trefoil knot formed from a single, solid black line	100,000
14) a heavily knotworked hammer with a slightly pointed, rectangular head	100,000
15) a dense mesh of interlocking gridwork that encompasses the entirety of the skin	100,000
16) a massive, steel-banded keg	100,000
17) a crossed shovel and pickaxe	100,000
18) a large, double-headed battle axe	100,000
19) a thick, entwined roping of smoke-like tendrils	100,000
20) a looping ring of coins	100,000
21) a simple anvil in roughened shades of black	100,000
22) a sharp-edged diamond knot displaying numerous tiny squared diamonds within its negative space	100,000
23) an enormous, peaked mountain, darkly shaded and shrouded in snow	100,000
24) a ring of squared spirals	100,000
25) a sinuous snake-like creature, its writhing head turned to breathe icy clouds that wreathe the skin	100,000
26) thickly intertwined Dwarven idioms	100,000
Tattoo services cost 100,000 Dokoras. Removal costs 10,000 Dokoras. No refunds. Not responsible for accidents.

Dwarf only

[The Heavy Hammer, Dwarven Touch]
Wafting through the doorway, the scent of burning steel warms the air. A plushly padded table rests in the center of the room, amid a menu of options. A few Dwarves wander in and out of the room, perusing the artwork. You also see a short stone doorway and a posted catalog. Obvious exits: none.

Dwarven Touch
We're willing to put our art on your:
1) shoulder 3) cheekbone 5) left wrist 7) abdomen 9) chin 11) right cheekbone 13) left ankle 15) left temple 17) left hip 19) left palm 21) right shin 23) right knee	2) forehead 4) thigh 6) right wrist 8) forearm 10) left cheekbone 12) calf 14) right ankle 16) right temple 18) right hip 20) right palm 22) left shin 24) left knee
Check the MENU for art you enjoy. Then CHOOSE the location for your art after ORDERing your tattoo. [CHOOSE REMOVE for tattoo removal.]

Dwarven Touch
Item	Price	Done
1) a short-handled Kertigen's hammer of brightly worked copper	80,000
2) a solid white stone rose	80,000
3) a glistening white stone rose, its sharp edges open in perpetual bloom	80,000
4) thick black lettering that reads, "Staan Stok"	80,000
5) thick black lettering that reads, "Knarn Stok"	80,000
6) thick black lettering that reads, "Hamar Stok"	80,000
7) thick black lettering that reads, "Bardh Stok"	80,000
8) thick black lettering that reads, "Grimis Stok"	80,000
9) thick black lettering that reads, "Drawg Stok"	80,000
10) a hank of hair formed into the shape of a heart with the words, "I Gnash Beards!" stenciled inside	80,000
11) a small squat blackfruit tree bearing glossy green leaves and a variety of unknown herbs scattered around its trunk. Carved into its brownish-red bark is the word "Drawg"	80,000
12) a squat blackfruit tree bearing glossy green leaves and a variety of unknown herbs scattered around its trunk. Carved into its brownish-red bark is the word "Drawg"	80,000
13) a long series of twisting Haakish catechisms	80,000
Tattoo services cost 80,000 Dokoras. Removal costs 8,000 Dokoras. No refunds. Not responsible for accidents.