Weapon:Bejeweled silver scepter

bejeweled silver scepter
Look:	A faint seam is visible along the length of the silver scepter. Peering inside you notice the subtle glimmer of serrated metal.
Type:	Light Blunt
Range:	melee
Puncture:	no (0/28)
Slice:	no (0/28)
Impact:	somewhat moderate (6/28)
Force of Impact:	poorly (3/17)
Balance:	inadequately (4/17)
Suitedness:	decently (6/17)
Construction:	average construction (9/18)
Metal:	Yes
Weight:	25 stones
Appraised Cost:	287500 Kronars230,000 Lirums <br />207,460 Dokoras <br />287.5 LTBpoints <br />287.5 Tickets <br />287.5 Scrips <br />
Properties:	This item has more than normal or unusual verbs.
Dimensions:	6 length x 2 width x 2 height
Sources:	Source is Weapon:Bejeweled silver knife, Sputkin's Wagon, Sputkin's Splendors (6), Sputkin's Splendors (5), Sputkin's Splendors (4), Sputkin's (3), Sputkin's (2), Sputkin's (1), Bejeweled silver knife

Verbs

• KISS: You kiss your silver scepter and murmur a quiet prayer in hopes that it will strike true.
• PET: You thumb your silver scepter.
• POKE: You heft the silver scepter in hand, getting a feel for its weight.
• PULL: You pause for a moment to pat the end of the silver scepter against your chin, thinking the situation over.
• PUSH: You rhythmically beat the silver scepter in your right hand against the palm of your left hand, sneering threateningly.
• RUB: You buff and polish the silver scepter, taking extreme care not to snag your hand on the barely-protruding serrated knife-edge.
• TURN: You carefully coax the serrated blade out of the scepter, extending its fearsome edge to its full length. (Turns into a bejeweled silver knife)
• WAVE: Your ears are assaulted with a heavy *whoosh!* as you swing your silver scepter through the air confidently, welcoming any challengers.