Weapon:Village idiot's slap stick

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village idiot's slap stick
Look:	Crooked but smooth, the stick is slightly flattened at one end to provide a resounding "SMACK!" when bashed against sturdier objects. Odd stripes and spots have been painted along its length, the colors mixed and random and serving no apparent purpose.
Type:	Quarter Staff
Range:	pole
Puncture:	no (0/28)
Slice:	no (0/28)
Impact:	moderate (7/28)
Force of Impact:	Unknown
Balance:	decently (6/17)
Suitedness:	fairly (5/17)
Construction:	appreciably susceptible (7/18)
Metal:	No
Weight:	40 stones
Appraised Cost:	1,250 Kronars1,000 Lirums <br />902 Dokoras <br />1.25 LTBpoints <br />1.25 Tickets <br />1.25 Scrips <br />
Properties:
Dimensions:	? length x ? width x ? height
Sources:	Sold by Jakuv's All-Trades Outlet for 1,250 Kronars Source is Jakuv's All-Trades Outlet (1)

PUSH STICK AT <TARGET>

You swat <person> across the backside with your stick. *THWAP-THWAP*!
Roundtime: 2 seconds.