Weapon:Village idiot's slap stick
|village idiot's slap stick|
|Look:||Crooked but smooth, the stick is slightly flattened at one end to provide a resounding "SMACK!" when bashed against sturdier objects. Odd stripes and spots have been painted along its length, the colors mixed and random and serving no apparent purpose.|
|Force of Impact:||Unknown|
|Construction:||appreciably susceptible (7/18)|
|Appraised Cost:|| 1,250 Kronars|
|Dimensions:||? length x ? width x ? height|
|Sources:||Sold by Jakuv's All-Trades Outlet for 1,250 Kronars|
Source is Jakuv's All-Trades Outlet (1)
PUSH STICK AT <TARGET>
You swat <person> across the backside with your stick. *THWAP-THWAP*!
Roundtime: 2 seconds.