Weapon:Village idiot's slap stick

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village idiot's slap stick
Look: Crooked but smooth, the stick is slightly flattened at one end to provide a resounding "SMACK!" when bashed against sturdier objects. Odd stripes and spots have been painted along its length, the colors mixed and random and serving no apparent purpose.
Type: Quarter Staff
Range: pole
Puncture: no (0/28)
Slice: no (0/28)
Impact: moderate (7/28)
Force of Impact: Unknown
Balance: decently (6/17)
Suitedness: fairly (5/17)
Construction: appreciably susceptible (7/18)
Metal: No
Weight: 40 stones
Appraised Cost: 1,250 Kronars
1,000 Lirums
902 Dokoras
1.25 LTBpoints
1.25 Tickets
1.25 Scrips
Dimensions: ? length x ? width x ? height
Sources: Sold by Jakuv's All-Trades Outlet for 1,250 Kronars
Source is Jakuv's All-Trades Outlet (1)

Verbs

PUSH STICK AT <TARGET>

You swat <person> across the backside with your stick. *THWAP-THWAP*!
Roundtime: 2 seconds.