Item:Rose corduroy pants buttoned with lapis lazuli

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rose corduroy pants buttoned with lapis lazuli
Look: With a flat front panel and narrow design, these pants provide an almost immodestly snug fit. The slim-cut legs are embellished by tiny teal crocodiles embroidered at seemingly random intervals, mimicking both the bright hue and fanciful shape of the two oversized buttons securing the placket.
Weight: Unknown
Metal: Unknown
Appraised Cost: Unknown
Properties:
  • This item is a container or has pockets.
  • This item is worn in the pants slot.
  • This item has more than normal or unusual verbs.
Capacity: ? length x ? width x ? height (? stones)
Sources: Source is Male Persuasion (3), Male Persuasion (2)
  • Note: Only worn by males.
  • WEAR (female): No matter how hard you try, the garment just isn't cut to fit your form. Of course, being a part of the population with fashion sense, you knew better, right?
  • WEAR (male): You pull some rose corduroy pants buttoned with lapis lazuli over your legs.
  • STUDY: You study your pants closely, and are pretty sure you could do the following things to it: PULL, POKE, SHAKE, RUB, and PAT.
  • PULL: You pull at your pants, hitching them up to their proper place around your waist.
<Person> pulls at his pants, hitching them up around his waist.
  • POKE: You scratch vigorously at a spot on your leg. Ahhh that feels better!
<Person> scratches his leg vigorously. Should he be doing that in public?
  • SHAKE: You twist your pants around so that they are in a more comfortable position.
In a less than discreet manner, <Person> adjusts his pants. Some people just need to learn a few manners!
  • RUB: You rub your leg, putting on your worst grimace.
<Person> rubs his leg tenderly, grimacing in pain.
  • PAT: Achieving the nigh impossible, you pat your tummy and rub your head simultaneously. Perfection!
Looking rather silly, <Person> rubs his head and pats his tummy at the same time.