Item:Red and white checkered song scroll
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| red and white checkered song scroll | |
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| Sources: | Source is Drogor Shrine |
A Bardic song scroll for the non-magical song "A Picnic in the Stars". To perform it, use the full title: SING A PICNIC IN THE STARS. SING PICNIC only sings the word "Picnic".
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Released on 14 November 2026. Besides the Drogor Shrine at Hollow Eve Festival 458, the scroll is a semi-permanent rare treasure drop: it can come from champion egg sacks, boxes, or as a random drop from any creature that normally drops treasure.
Song
You cheerfully proclaim, "Gather 'round and listen here to the tale of mortals who feasted at a picnic spread mid-battle within the Celestial Expanse during the Heralds' War. I gladly present, 'A Picnic in the Stars', by Eionelthaniel Silentheart."
You sing in a tenor voice:
- "Drakes flooded Crossing's cobbled streets as Heralds split the skies,
- The Immortals called the faithful forth with hope in watchful eyes.
- They fled beneath the Temple's dome as thunder shook the air,
- And found within those hallowed halls a madness waiting there."
You sing in a tenor voice:
- "The heavens cracked with silver fire, the Heralds raised a cry,
- The world itself was torn apart as faith and fate collide.
- Through searing light a portal bloomed leading to the celestial realm,
- Where gods and mortals clashed as one, with chaos at the helm."
You sing in a tenor voice:
- "They stepped into the realm of stars, where light and darkness blend,
- With hearts aflame for deeds of fame that bards might one day pen.
- But all such thoughts of valor died, mid-battle's deadly dance,
- For there they saw the picnic spread, and lost their brave advance."
Your voice lifts as you leap into the chorus to sing in a tenor voice:
- "A picnic in the stars, with bread and wine laid neat,
- While shards of stars came screaming down, they stared instead at meat.
- The Immortals held the heavens, the Heralds waged their wars,
- But they were slain by starlight, at a picnic in the stars."
You sing in a tenor voice:
- "The cheeses ripe, the blanket soft, the bottle opened wide,
- And there the fools stood laughing, with battle cast aside.
- The shards rained down, they fell as one, the heavens split with scars,
- Yet smiling, met their fate content, at a picnic in the stars."
You sing in a tenor voice:
- "And so they lay, a foolish jest, beneath the endless night,
- Their bodies strewn amidst the feast, gods laughing at the sight.
- The Immortals won, the Heralds fell, the sky itself was mended,
- Then down they dropped in one grand heap..."
You conclude, "And thus the war was ended."