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Famous Last Words
Event	Hollow Eve Festival 410, Hollow Eve Festival 414
# of Rooms	1
Store Type	Food shops, Weapon shops
This store only accepts Dokoras

[Famous Last Words]
The walls and ceiling are of brushed metal oiled to a gleam, and the floor is covered in narrow maple planking. The center of the room is dominated by a circle of varnished oak easels with gear-shaped bronze fittings, suggesting an art gallery rather than a shop. You also see a tome entitled "Your Message Here", a directory entitled "Say it with Arrows!", a compendium entitled "Say it with Bolts!", a book entitled "Say it with Sling Pellets!", a bronzed arch leading out to the corridor, a catalog entitled "Say it with Pie!", a bronze spittoon and a bronze urn.

In the bronze urn
Item	Price	Done
"TICKLE TICKLE" spear	500 tickets
"SNERT" spear	8,000 tickets
"GOBSNOT" spear	15,000 tickets
"TOE-LICKER" spear	15,000 tickets
"SHOVE OFF" spear	50,000 tickets
"THAT'S MINE" spear	50,000 tickets

In the bronze spittoon
Item	Price	Done
stick of black charcoal	22	!!
"These charcoal sticks are provided for your shopping convenience. However, any piece of charcoal should work just as well."

In the pie catalog
Item	Price	Done
peach pie decorated with the word "SURPRISE!"	45	!!
apple pie decorated with the words "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"	45	!!
banana cream pie decorated with the word "TAG!"	45	!!
chocolate pie decorated with the words "ATTACK PIE"	45	!!
vanilla cream pie decorated with the words "TAKE THAT!"	45	!!
blueberry pie decorated with the words "I LOVE YOU"	45	!!
strawberry pie decorated with the word "DIE!"	45	!!
rhubarb pie decorated with the words "GO AWAY"	45	!!
mincemeat pie decorated with the words "YOU'RE MINCEMEAT"	45	!!
cherry pie decorated with the words "HI THERE!"	45	!!
We hope the pies in this catalog will suit your needs. Alas, no custom decorating is available at this time.

In the pellet catalog
Item	Price	Done
DIE! pellet	9,020	!!!!
HAPPY pellet	9,020	No
MAGGOT! pellet	9,020	No
LOUT! pellet	9,020	No
SNERT! pellet	9,020	No
SNIPE pellet	9,020	No
SCUT! pellet	9,020	No
RUDESBY? pellet	9,020	No
smiling pellet	9,020	!!
frowning pellet	9,020	!!
These sling pellets may be neatly stacked with any bearing the same message. Please feel free to appraise the pellets you see in this catalog to be assured of their quality and suitability for your needs.

In the bolt catalog
Item	Price	Done
JACK-A-NAPE! bolt	36,080	!!
CLOTPOLE bolt	36,080	No
FLAP-DRAGON bolt	36,080	No
YOU WIN bolt	36,080	No
JOLTHEAD bolt	36,080	No
MAGGOT-PIE bolt	36,080	No
FROG-WART bolt	36,080	No
VIPER-LICKER bolt	36,080	No
BROWN-NOSER bolt	36,080	No
WHISPER bolt	36,080	No
These bolts may be neatly stacked with any bearing the same message. Please feel free to appraise the bolts you see in this catalog to be assured of their quality and suitability for your needs.

In the arrow catalog
Item	Price	Done
COME AT ME arrow	36,080	!!!!
HEDGE-PIG arrow	36,080	No
SKAINSMATE arrow	36,080	No
GROUND-SWILL arrow	36,080	No
WORM-HEAD arrow	36,080	No
FLAX-WENCH arrow	36,080	No
SNERT arrow	36,080	No
LEWDSTER arrow	36,080	No
YOU WIN arrow	36,080	No
MUMBLE-NEWS arrow	36,080	No
These arrows may be neatly stacked with any bearing the same message. Please feel free to appraise the arrows you see in this catalog to be assured of their quality and suitability for your needs.

In the message catalog
Item	Price	Done
message dart	63,140	!!
message arrow	135,300	!!
message bolt	135,300	!!
message dagger	90,200
message pellet	36,080	!!
The ammunition in this catalog may be written upon using any piece of charcoal, and rubbed off for later re-use. Feel free to appraise the ammunition to assure its quality and suitability for your needs.