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Famous Last Words
Festival Hollow Eve Festival 410, Hollow Eve Festival 414
# of Rooms 1
Store Type Food shops, Weapon shops
This store only accepts Dokoras

[Famous Last Words]
The walls and ceiling are of brushed metal oiled to a gleam, and the floor is covered in narrow maple planking. The center of the room is dominated by a circle of varnished oak easels with gear-shaped bronze fittings, suggesting an art gallery rather than a shop. You also see a tome entitled "Your Message Here", a directory entitled "Say it with Arrows!", a compendium entitled "Say it with Bolts!", a book entitled "Say it with Sling Pellets!", a bronzed arch leading out to the corridor, a catalog entitled "Say it with Pie!", a bronze spittoon and a bronze urn.


In the bronze urn
Item Price Done
"TICKLE TICKLE" spear 500 tickets   
"SNERT" spear 8,000 tickets   
"GOBSNOT" spear 15,000 tickets   
"TOE-LICKER" spear 15,000 tickets   
"SHOVE OFF" spear 50,000 tickets   
"THAT'S MINE" spear 50,000 tickets   
In the bronze spittoon
Item Price Done
stick of black charcoal 22   
"These charcoal sticks are provided for your shopping convenience. However, any piece of charcoal should work just as well."
In the pie catalog
Item Price Done
peach pie decorated with the word "SURPRISE!" 45   !!
apple pie decorated with the words "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" 45   !!
banana cream pie decorated with the word "TAG!" 45   !!
chocolate pie decorated with the words "ATTACK PIE" 45   
vanilla cream pie decorated with the words "TAKE THAT!" 45   !!
blueberry pie decorated with the words "I LOVE YOU" 45   !!
strawberry pie decorated with the word "DIE!" 45   
rhubarb pie decorated with the words "GO AWAY" 45   !!
mincemeat pie decorated with the words "YOU'RE MINCEMEAT" 45   !!
cherry pie decorated with the words "HI THERE!" 45   !!
We hope the pies in this catalog will suit your needs. Alas, no custom decorating is available at this time.
In the pellet catalog
Item Price Done
DIE! pellet 9,020   !!!!
HAPPY pellet 9,020   No
MAGGOT! pellet 9,020   No
LOUT! pellet 9,020   No
SNERT! pellet 9,020   No
SNIPE pellet 9,020   No
SCUT! pellet 9,020   No
RUDESBY? pellet 9,020   No
smiling pellet 9,020   
frowning pellet 9,020   
These sling pellets may be neatly stacked with any bearing the same message. Please feel free to appraise the pellets you see in this catalog to be assured of their quality and suitability for your needs.
In the bolt catalog
Item Price Done
JACK-A-NAPE! bolt 36,080   !!
CLOTPOLE bolt 36,080   No
FLAP-DRAGON bolt 36,080   No
YOU WIN bolt 36,080   No
JOLTHEAD bolt 36,080   No
MAGGOT-PIE bolt 36,080   No
FROG-WART bolt 36,080   No
VIPER-LICKER bolt 36,080   No
BROWN-NOSER bolt 36,080   No
WHISPER bolt 36,080   No
These bolts may be neatly stacked with any bearing the same message. Please feel free to appraise the bolts you see in this catalog to be assured of their quality and suitability for your needs.
In the arrow catalog
Item Price Done
COME AT ME arrow 36,080   !!!!
HEDGE-PIG arrow 36,080   No
SKAINSMATE arrow 36,080   No
GROUND-SWILL arrow 36,080   No
WORM-HEAD arrow 36,080   No
FLAX-WENCH arrow 36,080   No
SNERT arrow 36,080   No
LEWDSTER arrow 36,080   No
YOU WIN arrow 36,080   No
MUMBLE-NEWS arrow 36,080   No
These arrows may be neatly stacked with any bearing the same message. Please feel free to appraise the arrows you see in this catalog to be assured of their quality and suitability for your needs.
In the message catalog
Item Price Done
message dart 63,140   !!
message arrow 135,300   
message bolt 135,300   
message dagger 90,200   
message pellet 36,080   
The ammunition in this catalog may be written upon using any piece of charcoal, and rubbed off for later re-use. Feel free to appraise the ammunition to assure its quality and suitability for your needs.