Item:Sapphire blue song scroll

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sapphire blue song scroll
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Sources: Sold by Nakuge's Scriptorium for 500 Lirums
Source is Nakuge's Scriptorium

Song

You begin to sing "The Cat and the Cleric," by Sher Sureshot.

"There was a young cleric
Whose first name was Erric
Who worshipped the goddess Tamsine.
A goat bore his load
As he wandered the road
On the way to the shrine of Tamsine."
"A thief at an inn
Stole his money within --
He grew wroth with the goddess Tamsine.
He went outside and sat,
And he spied a sleek cat
Like the pet of the goddess Tamsine."
"His hands made a bee-line
And snatched up the feline
For revenge on the goddess Tamsine,
In his sack went the critter,
But he called down the bitter
Wrath of the goddess Tamsine."
"Then Harawep hastened,
And Erric was chastened
For provoking the goddess Tamsine.
Harawep, fierce and fright'ning,
Let fly with her lightning
To serve the great goddess Tamsine."
"Erric's tears dropped and drizzled
For his goat (who was sizzled,
the revenge of the goddess Tamsine).
He took the scared tabby
From the sack, old and shabby,
To placate the goddess Tamsine."
"He served the fried goat
On a bun made of oat
To the tabby so dear to Tamsine.
The cat filled its belly,
Finished up with mint jelly,
And purred the song of Tamsine."

The song ends with a purring noise.