Item:Sapphire blue song scroll
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Sources: | Sold by Nakuge's Scriptorium for 500 Lirums Source is Nakuge's Scriptorium |
Song
You begin to sing "The Cat and the Cleric," by Sher Sureshot.
- "There was a young cleric
- Whose first name was Erric
- Who worshipped the goddess Tamsine.
- A goat bore his load
- As he wandered the road
- On the way to the shrine of Tamsine."
- "A thief at an inn
- Stole his money within --
- He grew wroth with the goddess Tamsine.
- He went outside and sat,
- And he spied a sleek cat
- Like the pet of the goddess Tamsine."
- "His hands made a bee-line
- And snatched up the feline
- For revenge on the goddess Tamsine,
- In his sack went the critter,
- But he called down the bitter
- Wrath of the goddess Tamsine."
- "Then Harawep hastened,
- And Erric was chastened
- For provoking the goddess Tamsine.
- Harawep, fierce and fright'ning,
- Let fly with her lightning
- To serve the great goddess Tamsine."
- "Erric's tears dropped and drizzled
- For his goat (who was sizzled,
- the revenge of the goddess Tamsine).
- He took the scared tabby
- From the sack, old and shabby,
- To placate the goddess Tamsine."
- "He served the fried goat
- On a bun made of oat
- To the tabby so dear to Tamsine.
- The cat filled its belly,
- Finished up with mint jelly,
- And purred the song of Tamsine."
The song ends with a purring noise.