Malkien

Malkien FlameSpout
Status
Race	Kaldar
Gender	Male
Guild	Necromancer
Instance	Prime
Relatives	Lyras, Sorrow, Asketi, Khyena

Description

You are Malkien FlameSpout, a deformed Mime appearing to be a Kaldar Barbarian Mage.
You have gold-flecked stormy grey eyes. Your silver-gilt-streaked white hair is very long and fine, and is worn in a simple, pulled-back style held in place by a length of undyed leather. You have tanned skin and a brawny build.
You are very tall for a Kaldar.
You are in your prime.
You have a tattoo of a fluttering flag with the Gorbesh insignia on your arm.

You are in good shape.

You are holding a tyrium dinner spork in your right hand.

You are wearing an enameled faceplate of an aquatic beast, an enveloping cloak of midnight black velvet with a skull-shaped clasp, some lumium mail gloves, a full chain helm, some haralun spiked knuckles, a crocodile-skin buckler, a steel glaive, a shoulder satchel, a stormy grey Gorbesh catapult basket boldly embellished with a silverweave dragon's tail flail, a twilight-hued spidersilk cloak, an albredine crystal ring, some pitted steel-toed footwraps, a cambrinth feather duster, an ego twice a big as yours, a roguish smile that makes him look so much better than you, a dusty oilcloth rucksack with rough leather straps, a firestained silver band intricately engraved with whorls of storm clouds, a calcified femur, some haralun elbow spikes and a dead leech.

Noteworthy Deeds

• Being voted 'Most Handsomest Kaldar' by a panel of himself.
• Hunting flex westies to extinction and still not having enough money for a boat.
• Single-handedly repelling a goblin invasion by lining the walls of The Crossing with soap suds.
• Enslaving Kemosiris to a life of delicious sandwich-making after a trial of her peers found her guilty of embezzling free time.