Phanie

Auntie Phanie
Status:	Alive
Race:	Halfling
Gender:	Female
Location:	Fang Cove (Ranik Map 150)
Type:	alterer

You see Auntie Phanie, a Halfling.
Phanie has a square face with heavy jowls, crystal blue eyes and a pinched nose. Her blue-black hair is short and peppered, and is worn slicked back away from her face. She has dark skin and a matronly figure. She is average height for a Halfling.
She appears to be middle-aged.
She is in good shape.

She is holding a buttery harvest tart in her right hand.
She is wearing a large black hat adorned with an oversized white tuule bow, a tart-shaped tote decorated with lace frosting, an empire waist gown of emerald brocade and a pair of black silk slippers with diminutive heels.

Rules

• Phanie says, "Lissen up here, chirrens. There here are the rules, an' you best be behaving an' following them or you'll find you'self on the otha side of broom."

• Phanie says, "I don't work on no weapons of mass destructions, so don't even be bringin' in some hooplah kind of shield or stick-bow thinkin' I'm gonna touch it. Most anything else is jus' fine, chirrens."

• Phanie says, "You should also take note that I leave my own kind of sign on my work. Everything I work on will have a nice bow put on it somehow. Theses here are the rules. If you chirrens don't like them, you shouldn't be here a'asking nothing from me."

• Phanie says, "A bow is a bow, chirrens. Just because I think your bow is ugly doesn't mean I won't make it."