Phanie
| Auntie Phanie | |
|---|---|
| Status: | Alive |
| Guild: | Bard |
| Race: | Halfling |
| Gender: | Female |
| Type: | alterer, merchant |
| Associates: | Rosaya |
Apperance
You see Auntie Phanie, a Halfling.
Phanie has a square face with heavy jowls, crystal blue eyes and a pinched nose. Her blue-black hair is short and peppered, and is worn slicked back away from her face. She has dark skin and a matronly figure.
She is average height for a Halfling.
She appears to be middle-aged.
She is in good shape.
She is holding a buttery harvest tart in her right hand.
She is wearing a large black hat adorned with an oversized white tuule bow, a tart-shaped tote decorated with lace frosting, an empire waist gown of emerald brocade and a pair of black silk slippers with diminutive heels.
==Appearance at Guildfest 409==
You see Auntie Phanie, a Halfling.
Phanie has a square face with heavy jowls, crystal blue eyes and a pinched nose. Her blue-black hair is short and peppered, and is worn slicked back away from her face. She has dark skin and a matronly figure.
She is average height for a Halfling.
She appears to be mature.
She is in good shape.
She is wearing an oversized red hat trimmed with drooping silk bows, a pair of pink bow-shaped earrings, a tart-shaped tote decorated with lace frosting, an empire-waist gown of emerald brocade splattered with brightly colored paint and a pair of black satin flats adorned by pink chiffon bows.
Seen at the Premium cabana at Fang Cove.
Rules
- Phanie says, "Lissen up here, chirrens. There here are the rules, an' you best be behaving an' following them or you'll find you'self on the otha side of broom."
- Phanie says, "I don't work on no weapons of mass destructions, so don't even be bringin' in some hooplah kind of shield or stick-bow thinkin' I'm gonna touch it. Most anything else is jus' fine, chirrens."
- Phanie says, "You should also take note that I leave my own kind of sign on my work. Everything I work on will have a nice bow put on it somehow. Theses here are the rules. If you chirrens don't like them, you shouldn't be here a'asking nothing from me."
- Phanie says, "A bow is a bow, chirrens. Just because I think your bow is ugly doesn't mean I won't make it."
Rules at Guildfest 409
A pair of Halfling boys come in, carrying a sign. Carefully, they set it down, grin at each other and run off, mentioning something about getting a tart.
A curling sign adorned with large red bows reads:
"Auntie Phanie will NOT perform any alteration to weapons or armor -- Parry sticks or knives only capable of being used for skinning are permitted. Each item Phanie works on must include a bow in the design. Do not anger Auntie Phanie, or she may just beat you with her broom!"