Item:Sapphire blue song scroll

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sapphire blue song scroll
Look:	This is a Bardic scroll, enscribed with the non-magical Bard song "The Cat and the Cleric". It must be studied to be used. If it is being read by another, no one but that person can study it.
Weight:	5 stones
Metal:	Unknown
Appraised Cost:	362 Kronars289.6 Lirums <br />261.219 Dokoras <br />0.362 LTBpoints <br />0.362 Tickets <br />0.362 Scrips <br />
Properties:	This item is styled or has special functions for Bards.
Dimensions:	? length x ? width x ? height
Sources:	Source is Nakuge's Scriptorium

Song

You begin to sing "The Cat and the Cleric," by Sher Sureshot.

 "There was a young cleric
  Whose first name was Erric
  Who worshipped the goddess Tamsine.
  A goat bore his load
  As he wandered the road
  On the way to the shrine of Tamsine."

 "A thief at an inn
  Stole his money within --
  He grew wroth with the goddess Tamsine.
  He went outside and sat,
  And he spied a sleek cat
  Like the pet of the goddess Tamsine."

 "His hands made a bee-line
  And snatched up the feline
  For revenge on the goddess Tamsine,
  In his sack went the critter,
  But he called down the bitter
  Wrath of the goddess Tamsine."

 "Then Harawep hastened,
  And Erric was chastened
  For provoking the goddess Tamsine.
  Harawep, fierce and fright'ning,
  Let fly with her lightning
  To serve the great goddess Tamsine."

 "Erric's tears dropped and drizzled
  For his goat (who was sizzled,
  the revenge of the goddess Tamsine).
  He took the scared tabby
  From the sack, old and shabby,
  To placate the goddess Tamsine."

 "He served the fried goat
  On a bun made of oat
  To the tabby so dear to Tamsine.
  The cat filled its belly,
  Finished up with mint jelly,
  And purred the song of Tamsine."

The song ends with a purring noise.