Weapon:Rosewood log with "ANGER MANAGEMENT" whittled on it in large block letters

rosewood log with "ANGER MANAGEMENT" whittled on it in large block letters
Look:	The bark has been stripped from one end of the log to provide a smooth grip. The dark wood has been polished smooth by handling and the bark at the opposite end is damaged from frequent impacts. There appears to be something written on it.
Type:	Heavy Blunt \ Heavy Thrown
Range:	melee
Puncture:	no (0/28)
Slice:	no (0/28)
Impact:	somewhat heavy (8/28)
Fire:	no (0/28)
Cold:	no (0/28)
Electric:	no (0/28)
Force of Impact:	fairly (5/17)
Balance:	fairly (5/17)
Suitedness:	soundly (8/17)
Construction:	marginally vulnerable (8/18)
Metal:	No
Weight:	40 stones
Appraised Cost:	10,000 Kronars8,000 Lirums <br />7,216 Dokoras <br />10 LTBpoints <br />10 Tickets <br />10 Scrips <br />
Properties:	This item has more than normal or unusual verbs.
Dimensions:	6 length x 2 width x 1 height
Sources:	Source is Feast of Eluned 1 auction

A rosewood log reads: "ANGER MANAGEMENT"

As you study the log, you think you could probably wave, clean, turn, tap, flip, tickle, raise, pinch and hug it.

Verb	Actions
WAVE	First Person: You wave your rosewood log in a wide arc overhead, threatening all near.
No messaging for second person.
Third Person: <Player> waves her rosewood log in a wide arc overhead, threatening all near.
CLEAN	First Person: You clean some strands of hair and debris embedded in the rosewood log's bark.
No messaging for second person.
Third Person: <Player> cleans some strands of hair and debris embedded in the bark of her rosewood log.
TURN	First Person: You turn and twist in an elaborate shadow dance as you spar some imaginary adversary with your rosewood log.
No messaging for second person.
Third Person: <Player> turns and twists in an elaborate shadow dance as <he/she> spars some imaginary adversary with <his/her> rosewood log.
TAP	First Person: With a shriek of rage, you smash your rosewood log against the ground.
No messaging for second person.
Third Person: With a shriek of rage, <Player> smashes <his/her> rosewood log against the ground.
FLIP	First Person: You twirl your rosewood log with the grace of a juggler performing with a baton.
No messaging for second person.
Third Person: <Player> twirls <his/her> rosewood log with the grace of a juggler performing with a baton.
TICKLE	First Person: You try to balance the log on your forehead. After a few seconds it tumbles sideways, but you manage to catch it before it clips you in the face.
No messaging for second person.
Third Person: <Player> tries to balance <his/her> rosewood log on <his/her> forehead. After a few seconds the log tumbles sideways, but <he/she> manages to catch it before it clips <him/her> in the face.
RAISE	First Person: Muttering darkly, you raise your rosewood log in a grudging salute.
No messaging for second person.
Third Person: Muttering darkly, <Player> raises <his/her> rosewood log in a grudging salute.
PINCH	First Person: Snarling, you bite the rosewood log's bark in an effort to control your temper.
No messaging for second person.
Third Person: Snarling, <Player> bites the bark of <his/her> rosewood log in an effort to control <his/her> temper.
HUG	First Person: As you hug the log, you realize you could probably WAVE, CLEAN, TURN, TAP, FLIP, TICKLE, RAISE and PINCH it.
No messaging for second person.
No messaging for third person.