Weapon:Donkey-headed broadsword
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| donkey-headed broadsword | |
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| Look: | Although this weapon evidences fine craftsmanship, its most eye-catching feature is certainly its oversized pommel, which is fashioned to resemble a white-haired donkey's head. It would seem that somewhere in Elanthia, there resides an expert smith with a strange fondness for donkeys. |
| Type: | Heavy Edged |
| Range: | melee |
| Puncture: | low (3/28) |
| Slice: | very severe (14/28) |
| Impact: | somewhat heavy (8/28) |
| Fire: | no (0/28) |
| Cold: | no (0/28) |
| Electric: | no (0/28) |
| Force of Impact: | inadequately (4/17) |
| Balance: | fairly (5/17) |
| Suitedness: | very well (10/17) |
| Construction: | practically invulnerable (18/18) |
| Metal: | Yes |
| Weight: | 52 stones |
| Appraised Cost: | Unknown |
| Properties: |
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| Dimensions: | 8 length x 1 width x 1 height |
| Sources: | Source is Hollow Eve Festival 428/Auction |
- PINCH: You give your donkey-headed broadsword a gentle pinch, and it emits a playful "HEE-HAW!"
- TAP: You tap the pommel of your donkey-headed broadsword, and it brays inquisitively.
- POKE: You poke your donkey-headed broadsword, and it swings in your hand and tries to chomp you with its big donkey teeth!
- KISS: You kiss your donkey-headed broadsword, and it nuzzles up affectionately to you!
- WAVE: You wave your donkey-headed broadsword through the air, and it briefly gets a determined look upon the pommel's face as if its about to leap, then it droops, realizing that it can't really jump at all.
- CLEAN: You buff your donkey-headed broadsword to a prismatic shine, and the head on the pommel preens as if admiring itself.
- FLIP: You flip your donkey-headed broadsword end-over-end and catch it neatly by the pommel. As it comes to rest in your hand, it brays wildly as if it had been disoriented.
- PUSH: You push the heel of the pommel on your donkey-headed broadsword. It trembles as if afraid and ducks its head beneath your hand.
- TURN: You turn the hilt of your donkey-headed broadsword. There is a faint snap, and the lifelike head flops disturbingly forward, as if it has a broken neck!
- TICKLE: You tickle the pommel of your donkey-headed broadsword. It lets loose a loud guffaw, as if entertained by your playful nature.