Register of Baronial Petitions and Gatherings/Petitions and Log 01-28-2023

(January 28th, 2023)

It has been 444 years, 168 days since the Victory of Lanival the Redeemer.

It is the 5th month of Uthmor the Giant in the year of the Amber Phoenix.

Evandu, 9 Uthmor 444

Log provided from the point of view of Kaelie, Order of the Black Fox Speaker (who missed the first 7 minutes)

 ~In Attendance~ 
 Court Advisor Aaiyaah 
 Warlord Oogamoog 
 Shh'oiyvh-ur Ograt 
 Elizzibiana 
 Frost Princess Nemy  
 Lanahh Pejek'zhra Isaiah 
 Tylanni  
 Charmer Lindrista 
 Mistress of the House Ezustrea 
 Priestess Jaelia  
 Carnage Darling Dantia 
 Maunderer Aislynn 
 Sir Madigan  
 Primal Lady Zalinyar 
 Transcendent Empath Leayne  
 Fearless Crobin 
 Harmless Biomancer Kaelie 

 New Petitons -  

 Old Petitons - No updates given  

Aaiyaah says, "That sounds like a lot of fun."

Zalinyar exclaims, "It will be!"

Madigan says, "Raikage, you need to buy me a drink before you look me up and down like that again."

Zalinyar says, "That's pretty much all I have for now."

Aaiyaah says, "I love that, I totally gonna steal that line and use it."

Aislynn curiously asks, "Is someone about to be on fire?"

Madigan says, "Gads."

Aaiyaah asks, "Anything else Zali?"

You hear a voice say, "I'm only here to observe right now."

Zalinyar says, "No sir."

Aaiyaah says, "Again, outstanding job with all of the qualifiers and joust last night."

Zalinyar says, "I need to save my voice for the speeching later."

Aaiyaah says, "Was so wonderful seeing everyone there."

Zalinyar exclaims, "Thank you!"

Aaiyaah says, "And I tell you, them empaths were showing up in effect."

Aaiyaah exclaims, "They were holding their own against paladins!"

Dantia says, "Savages, the lot of them."

Crobin says, "Not to be trusted."

Aislynn quietly says, "Knock 'em down, patch 'em up."

Aaiyaah says, "I think we shoulda given Alanarue a chair."

Madigan says, "Now, don't steal the coins you are going to buy me a drink with...that is unbecoming sir."

You hear a voice say, "I might need bail money later."

Aaiyaah asks, "Alrighty! Who wans the floor next?"

Rifkinn quietly says to Elizzibiana, "Hello there."

Rifkinn quietly says to Elizzibiana, "If you dont mind, i have been looking for you, and have been wanting to talk."

Elizzibiana says to Rifkinn, "Greetings."

Dantia says, "In just over a weeks time, I am hosting a Kissing Booth to kick off my semi-annual Have-a-Heart fundraiser. For a small donation, you can be on the receiving end of a friendly kiss from either the Unicorn Barbarian himself, Golameth or from Angel, the enchanting Lunar Princess."

Madigan asks, "Rif, how about you and I step outside?"

Elizzibiana says to Madigan, "I think he's here for me."

Madigan says, "Gads, pardon me then."

Rifkinn asks Madigan, "Why would you like to step outside?"

Dantia says, "For a week after the event I will be selling candy grams for 10 plat a piece to be delivered to the person of your choice. All funds go to restocking the Empath Healeries across the provinces."

Aaiyaah asks, "Can we um...buy donations to specify who gives the kissing??"

Rifkinn cheekily asks Madigan, "Need to fart?"

Aaiyaah asks, "And to whom?"

Aaiyaah exclaims, "Because just take my coin!!"

Elizzibiana asks Rifkinn, "Would you like to step outside now to talk , or after?"

Dantia says, "Both events were very well received in the past, so I'm looking forward to them this year."

Zalinyar exclaims, "Oh I love the candy grams!"

Dantia exclaims, "And, the person who receives the most candy grams will be crowned this year's King or Queen of Hearts!"

Madigan says, "Ohh, I thought a good ol fashion fight."

Dantia says, "We'll see if they can unseat Eurynomile from last year."

Aaiyaah asks, "Who won it last year?"

Rifkinn quietly says to Elizzibiana, "We can wait till this meeting finishes if you like, i wont keep you."

Aaiyaah says, "Oh."

Aaiyaah says, "Thats right."

Dantia asks Aaiyaah, "If I may with one more thing of importance?"

Aaiyaah says, "Of course."

Elizzibiana says to Rifkinn, "I have nothing to add this week to Aaiyaahs meeting so can do it now if you'd like."

Dantia says, "It has been brought to our attention that a known necromancer, Ansara, has scheduled a public performance to be held on Gyfford's bridge in several weeks time."

Aaiyaah asks, "Oh? Ansara is a necromancer?"

Crobin asks, "Like...singing and dancing or what?"

Aaiyaah says, "Did not know that."

Rifkinn quietly says to Elizzibiana, "A moment, i want to hear this."

Nemy asks, "Aint she a bards?"

Dantia says, "I can personally attest that Ansara has been previously made aware of the Baron's Orders about necromancers within the Province."

Crobin asks, "Puppet show?"

Zalinyar says, "It took us hours to clean it the last time there was icky on it."

Dantia says, "As this event is being publicly advertised, the Northern Watch has no choice but to enforce the Baron's Order, just as we have with other public events hosted by necromancers in Therengia."

Elizzibiana asks, "This is the one who is claiming they built the bridge?"

Dantia says, "We will make several public statements again reminding Ansara about the Order, which gives her ample opportunity to relocate the event."

Elizzibiana says, "Yeah, their a necro."

Dantia says, "On the day of the event, if she is seen at the Bridge, we will ask her to leave voluntarily."

Dantia says, "If she chooses to remain in violation of the Baron's Order, the Watch will take any steps needed to escort her out of the province, including with physical force."

Dantia says to Aaiyaah, "That is all for the Watch today."

Aaiyaah says, "Thank you m lady. His Grace will be pleased as always with the Watch's work to enforce his order."

Aaiyaah asks, "Thank you m lady. Who would like to speak next?"

Rifkinn asks Aaiyaah, "Maybe you can ask the Baron to come and clean up the mess himself?"

Rifkinn asks, "No?"

Aaiyaah says, "We can include that in the petition part of the meeting."

Rifkinn asks, "Has he foprgotten how to weild a sword?"

Aislynn quietly says, "He has people for that, and understand the value of delegation."

Aaiyaah says, "Oh, I am certain he has not."

Madigan says, "Nid, buy me a drink before you look me up and down like that m'lady."

Elizzibiana says to Aaiyaah, "I have nothing from the OIC for this week, pardon me for disturbing and jumping out of turn."

Aaiyaah exclaims, "Elizz? Nothing from OIC? I cannot believe it!"

Rifkinn says, "Yes he has lots of people he commands to do his bidding dosnt he."

You hear a voice say, "He would just have it do laps in the moat when it misses its target anyway."

Aaiyaah exclaims, "OIC always has something going on!"

You hear a voice say to Madigan, "Not worth the drink, sir."

Rifkinn says, "Oh i have something to add."

Aaiyaah exclaims, "Thank you Elizzibiana!"

Rifkinn asks Madigan, "Why did you attack our sister the other day, unprovoked?"

Madigan says, "Rifkinn, I am here to answer for any of my actions and if that offended you...we may step outside."

Madigan says, "I am not hard to find sir."

Rifkinn says to Madigan, "No, i would like you to answer that infront of all the innocents here."

Crobin asks, "Innocents?"

Aislynn quietly says, "Innocents."

Crobin says, "First time I have been called that."

Aaiyaah says, "Yes, I mean...Crob is hardly innocent."

Zalinyar exclaims to Crobin, "Same!"

Rifkinn says, "Innocents."

Madigan says, "Sir, I do not answer to you. But, again...at your leisure should you be offended."

Aislynn quietly exclaims to Elizzibiana, "Oo, you're innocent!"

Zalinyar exclaims, "But I guess I am, sweet!"

Aaiyaah says, "I mean, Rifkinn hurting all kinds of feelins right now."

You softly say, "I am harmless but probably not innocent."

Rifkinn says to Aaiyaah, "Maybe you could answer, seeing as Madigan refuses to answer."

Rifkinn asks Dantia, "Or you could answer?"

Rifkinn asks, "Anyone of the Northern Watch?"

Dantia says to Rifkinn, "Ditto."

Aaiyaah asks, "Answer to what? I am sorry as I am ignorant to what exactly is being discussed?"

Madigan asks, "Or, you can just talk to me?"

Elizzibiana says to Aislynn, "Uh huh, innocent as the driven snow."

Aislynn quietly says to Aaiyaah, "Somebody died, and he's mad about it."

Crobin says, "Sorry was not sure someone was attacked...had a few to much going on in things."

Rifkinn says, "Dont attack Madigan."

Aaiyaah asks, "Crobin, you know what this calls for?"

Aaiyaah says, "This calls for some serious Heralding."

Jaelia says, "Drinks, please."

Zalinyar exclaims, "Petitions!"

Rifkinn says to Aaiyaah, "I would like an Answer to why someone who had pledged to the Baron is attacking our family members unprovoked."

Crobin says, "I could work up a short one I am sure."

Elizzibiana asks, "How did I know he was gonna say that?"

You hear a voice ask, "What do you call an angry paladin?"

Jaelia exclaims, "Drinks on cloth!"

You hear a voice say, "A tea kettle."

Rifkinn asks Aaiyaah, "Is it under the Barons orders for those in his charge to take fights to other provinces?"

Elizzibiana asks, "A shaken tin can?"

Jaelia says, "Wait now.. the pot cannot call the kettle a Paladin."

Aaiyaah asks Rifkinn, "I think Madigan is willing to discuss this with you or anyone outside from what I understand?"

You apologetically say, "Sorry it's lacking it's usually array, had it open during the Championships."

Rifkinn says to Aaiyaah, "So the Northern Watch cannot answer this."

Aaiyaah says, "His Grace understands that sometimes fights lead us all over when necessary. But that is typically done on individual directive, not on behalf of His Grace unless clearly specified."

Rifkinn says to Aaiyaah, "Not when a paladin pledges himself to the Baron."

Rifkinn yells, "I call shinanigans."

Aaiyaah asks, "So that I understand, issue one is Madigan attacked someone unprovoked in the Ravens and issue two it happened outside of Therengia?"

Aaiyaah asks, "Is that the gest of it?"

Aaiyaah says, "And Crobin, we still need to discuss the serious need for some heralding right now."

Rifkinn says to Aaiyaah, "Call it what you will, i want it known just what the Northewrn Watch do."

Crobin says, "But the commentary is rather nice...I am enjoying it."

Rifkinn says to Aaiyaah, "And i think i have made that clear."

Aaiyaah asks, "I understand and Sir Madigan has offered to discuss outside if I am correct?"

Rifkinn says to Aaiyaah, "That is not an offer for discussion, i think we all know what he is implying."

Aaiyaah asks, "Understood. Was there anything else on this topic from you sir before we move on to others waiting to speak?"

Madigan says, "Actualexp mods."

Madigan asks, "Actually, if you want to talk we can do that. Want to talk after this meeting?"

Rifkinn says to Aaiyaah, "No, we will continue this particular topic as we see fit, when we see fit."

Aaiyaah says, "That is not how that works here."

Aaiyaah says, "See, this is a meeting I run, not you."

Aaiyaah asks, "Are we clear on that part?"

Aaiyaah says, "Good talk."

Aislynn quietly says, "Quickly, before there's bleeding.... Tonight is siegery, after the Jousting Tourney awards. Come on by for the best little game this side of Togball. That's it for us for the moment."

Rifkinn asks Aaiyaah, "Sorry you said something?"

Crobin says, "No but you did."

Crobin says, "Hmm I need to find my set for siegery again it seems."

Aaiyaah exclaims, "Siegery!!"

Aaiyaah asks, "When will it take place?"

Aislynn quietly says, "Just after the Jousting awards."

Zalinyar exclaims, "Which won't take nearly as long as that championship last night, I promise!"

Crobin says, "Was a good late night."

Dantia says, "It's hard to complain about so many people competing."

Zalinyar exclaims to Dantia, "Exactly!"

Aaiyaah asks, "Anything else m lady?"

Rifkinn quietly asks Elizzibiana, "Would you like to speak briefly now?"

Aaiyaah exclaims, "Alright! On to the best part! Petitions!!"

Aaiyaah asks, "Who has one??"

Jaelia says, "I would like to petition to move to the next portion of the meeting."

Aaiyaah says, "That is the best petition, EVER."

Crobin says, "I petition that her petition needs to be repetitioned."

Aaiyaah says, "A seconded petition. Got it."

Aaiyaah asks, "Alright, thats two down. Who has another?"

Ghust quietly says, "Um, hi. Ah, its not a patition per se."

Leayne softly exclaims, "Sis!"

Ghust quietly says, "In th past, me an theren have had bad blood as it were."

Ghust quietly says, "Ah was younger an wrong."

Aaiyaah asks, "Oh?"

Angel says to Aaiyaah, "Forgive my late arrival Court Advisor."

Aaiyaah says, "Quite alright m lady, always welcome."

Ghust quietly says, "Ah couldnt get into any of the groups."

Ghust quietly says, "So ah wanna find out more about the Northern Watch an maybe join it."

Aaiyaah says, "You can most certainly serve in Therengia and not be part of any one unit."

Ghust quietly says to Aaiyaah, "It was more no one wanted me in their group."

Jaelia says, "Ghust is Good people."

Madigan says, "Crobin, can visit with you sir. Although...not everyone is suited for the Watch sir."

Crobin asks, "Ghust will you be around this evening by chance?"

Crobin asks, "Maybe attending the World Jousting ceremony?"

Madigan says, "May ways to serve Therengia if you want."

Madigan says, "Many even."

Zalinyar says, "Horses and pointy sticks is one way."

Ghust quietly says, "Yeah, wanna see if mah wife got any awards."

Crobin says, "Well i fyou like I will be at the ceremony as well."

Crobin asks, "I will be willing to discuss with you about the Watch and go from there?"

Ghust quietly says to Crobin, "Ah would be honored ta talk to me about it."

Aaiyaah asks, "But , Ghust?"

Tweedee asks, "I like to watch, am I suited?"

Aaiyaah exclaims, "It is really good to see you back and about again. Welcome back!!"

Crobin says, "I can not promise anything myself, but I am willing to discuss and then I can speak with the Watch, and we can see how things go from there if you like."

Ghust quietly says to Aaiyaah, "Thank ya very much."

Madigan says to Tweedee, "Sir, we would put you on retainer just for the ham given the chance."

Crobin says, "I am a newer member myself."

Ghust quietly says, "That would be great."

Crobin says, "I will put you down in my book then."

Tweedee says, "Got some handy, just say the word."

Aaiyaah says, "You could also recruit him to the Heralding Corps."

Crobin says, "There we go."

Crobin says, "Though I am not sure I am the leader of the Heralding corps."

Aaiyaah says, "Am thinking your just got volunpromoted."

Ghust quietly asks, "Pardon mah ignorance but who are the Hearldin Group?"

Crobin says, "I demand a recount."

Aaiyaah says, "Oh it is great that you asked that Ghust."

Aislynn quietly says to Ghust, "He is."

Aaiyaah says, "Crobin here is the CO of the Heralding Corp."

Aaiyaah says, "It is a rather new unit here in Therengia. But has real promise."

Crobin says, "Zali help me out here."

Aaiyaah asks, "Alright, any additional petitions?"

Angel asks Aaiyaah, "May I mention the event before?"

Angel says to Aaiyaah, "Rather than at the end and miss folks."

Aaiyaah says, "Sure, let me close down petitions before something like a bridge or gets asked for."

Zalinyar says, "I petition that Crobin be admitted to the books as the CO of Heralding Incorporated."

Aaiyaah says, "Plus I like messing with Crobin."

Aaiyaah says, "Going once..."

Aaiyaah says, "Going Crobin."

Aaiyaah exclaims, "Gone!! Moving on to upcoming events!"

Crobin says, "You counted to fast."

Angel says to Aaiyaah, "I apologize Advisor. I thought you heard petitions after the mentioning of events."

Angel says, "I am very excited to bring back my beloved sparring events for friends and allies of Therengia. They will be held again in the Gorbesh Fortress in Lang."

Crobin says, "Don't say sorry to him."

Angel says, "I hope to see everyone come out and enjoy the event. Right now, set prior to your meetings Advisor."

Angel says to Aaiyaah, "But I may be moving the time frame to accomodate folks better."

Aaiyaah asks, "Oh so folks can fight and come to my meeting to drink?"

Aaiyaah exclaims, "I am liking it!"

Crobin asks, "We have to wait for the meeting to drink?"

Angel exclaims to Aaiyaah, "Imagine the traffic we will bring through Therengia!"

Angel asks Dantia, "I hear you mentioned it at Overhealers Anonymous?"

Tylanni asks, "You ok over there?"

Leayne softly exclaims, "Tourist lirums!"

Dantia says to Angel, "And I would be happy to do so again."

Jaelia says to Tylanni, "You should take over."

Angel says to Dantia, "I would love for the younger ones to attend and get some good field experience."

Crobin says, "And like that."

Aaiyaah says, "This is fantastic Angel, thank you for putting those on again."

Dantia says, "Sorry."

Crobin says, "Poof...gone."

Angel asks Oogamooga, "Did you tell them about your list I gave you?"

Angel exclaims to Aaiyaah, "My pleasure!"

Aaiyaah asks, "Who would like the floor next?"

You gratefully say, "Well I did announce the OBF was without a Speaker at the last meeting. This time I can fairly announce I am with that Scepter once more."

Elizzibiana says to you, "Figured you would."

Angel asks you, "Can you share now who it is?"

You loyally say, "And to that end not sure who but someone wanted to learn Smoke Images, I will be leading that in a week or so."

Aaiyaah exclaims, "I need to learn some!"

Angel asks you, "You are the speaker again?"

You exclaim, "Back to the frey and out of retirement!"

Aaiyaah says, "Congratulations and thank you for taking on that responsibility again Kaelie."

Angel exclaims to you, "Congrats!!"

You sincerely exclaim, "Thanks all, I appriciate the kind words!"

Aaiyaah asks, "Who would like the floor next?"

Aaiyaah exclaims, "And a special welcome and thank you for the new comers to the meeting today!"

Aaiyaah exclaims, "I hope you keep coming each week!"

Aaiyaah asks, "Anything else?"

Oogamooga exclaims, "Oogis is practicin!"

Nemy says to Angel, "He been doesin goods."

Oogamooga exclaims, "He goona be a prince!"

Aaiyaah exclaims, "The Chairmaster!!"

Oogamooga exclaims, "Has a list!"

Oogamooga says, "Lotsa hards work."

Aaiyaah says, "Oh? the floor is all yours."

Oogamooga says, "But Oogie isnt careds a work."

Oogamooga exclaims, "Even kissed the frogs!"

Nemy softly says to Aaiyaah, "Dat commandin prince presence kindsa took it."

Aaiyaah asks, "May I read the list?"

Oogamooga exclaims, "Thats it!"

Oogamooga says, "Yer a gentle man."

Aaiyaah says, "This all looks good, not sure about the whole kissing lady's hands..some may slap you for that."

Oogamooga says, "So I bows."

Aaiyaah says, "We will have to dial that in at times."

Madigan asks, "Anyone have coffee?"

Oogamooga says, "Oogie am on his ways."

Crobin says, "You can sip this."

Oogamooga exclaims, "Prince Oogie!"

Tylanni says, "Neat trick."

Oogamooga says, "Done."

Ghust quietly says, "Ah kin make coffee anytime so jus ask."

Nemy says to Oogamooga, "Aaiyaah is a goods one ta take notes from toos."

Angel says to Madigan, "I have some, but it is in my stein."

Aaiyaah says, "Hmm, dunno. I have my good days and bad."

Oogamooga asks, "Dont gotta kisses him?"

Nemy says to Oogamooga, "Nuh unless he wants ya ta."

Nemy says to Oogamooga, "He dun look too frog likes."

Aaiyaah says, "Hmm, yeah not thinking Teyl would be ok with that."

Oogamooga says, "Please nos."

Aaiyaah says, "But you can always ask her."

Angel says to Oogamooga, "Have Nemy help you with the list I gave you. Kisses on the back of hands are not for men, no."

Oogamooga exclaims, "K!"

Crobin says, "Some men may like it."

Crobin says, "Always hard to say."

Nemy exclaims to Angel, "I hads ta stand on tha statue ta push his shoulders back!"

Ghust quietly says, "Bein kissed on th hand sounds....strange."

Oogamooga says, "Crobin like its."

Zalinyar says, "It tickles."

Aaiyaah asks, "Alright, do we have any else before we adjourn?"

Aaiyaah says, "I want to take a moment to thank everyone for coming. These meetings are sooo much better when you are all here."

Aaiyaah says, "To that..."

Aaiyaah says, "Going once...."

Aaiyaah says, "Going Crobin....."

Crobin says, "I hope you have a good day sir."

Aaiyaah exclaims, "Gone! Meeting Adjourned!! Thank you all for coming!!! See you next week!!"

Leayne softly says, "Interesting meeting."

Zalinyar says, "I'm headed to the house to sort these prizes."

Angel says to Aaiyaah, "As always, so wonderful to see you, Advisor."