Allye/Performances/It Takes Two To Mango
| Real Date | 2022-06-14 |
| Game Date | 442-02-17 |
| Event | Writer's Workshop |
| Point of View Character | Allye |
You are Moon Warrior Allye Karayilma, Treasurer of the Tavern Troupe Performing Order, a Prydaen.
You have a set of mischievously twitching whiskers accenting a square face, pointed ears and some night-black kohl flawlessly applied to accentuate her bright cat-slitted turquoise eyes. Your raven mane is very long and glossy with stark white streaks at the temple, and is worn in an intricate braid threaded with a yellow spun glitter ribbon and allowed to fall over one shoulder. You have tawny fur, a black-tipped tail and a lithe figure.
You are petite for a Prydaen.
You appear to be a sun-lounger.
Your shoulder has a tattoo of a sea-blue jellyfish with delicate silver-tinged tentacles.
You are in good shape.
You are wearing a yellow and orange hat with red earflaps and a ragged pompom, a woven cherrywood fruit basket painted a vivid emerald green, an orange and yellow-hued full body mango costume, a triple-strand blue gold ring displaying a solitary Eu's promise crystal and a pair of yellow slippers edged with white satin.
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(Allye carefully retrieves an increasingly ridiculous assortment of plush fruit characters from her basket, one by one. She coos to them soothingly and places them upon the ground in a wide circle around her, as if to play audience to her performance.)
Senthic scowls at Stelling.
You get a small plush strawberry with a spiky green crown from inside your fruit basket.
You lower the strawberry and place it on the ground at your feet.
You pat a small plush strawberry with a spiky green crown.
Emyrose cocks her head at you.
You get a small plush apple embroidered with a bashful blush from inside your fruit basket.
(Vixonia giggles at Allye's delightful costume.)
You give a small plush apple embroidered with a bashful blush a hug. I'm quite sure that the apple appreciates the sentiment.
You lower the apple and place it on the ground at your feet.
You get a small plush pineapple wearing blue-tinted spectacles from inside your fruit basket.
You nod to a small plush pineapple wearing blue-tinted spectacles.
You lower the pineapple and place it on the ground at your feet.
You get a small plush orange wearing a frazzled white wig from inside your fruit basket.
Senthic widens his single eye like a lunatic.
You squint at a small plush orange wearing a frazzled white wig.
(Allye tries to fix the orange's wig. She fails.)
Senthic appears to be trying hard not to grin.
Tiarmo quietly says, "Run away wee fruit basket, she's liable to murder you off. Seeds, pits, and juice everywhere."
Tiarmo sighs deeply, looking very depressed.
You lower the orange and place it on the ground at your feet.
Senthic nods at Tiarmo, obviously agreeing with his views.
You get a small plush pear wearing a tiny top hat from inside your fruit basket.
You give a small plush pear wearing a tiny top hat a hug. I'm quite sure that the pear appreciates the sentiment.
You lower the pear and place it on the ground at your feet.
Emyrose quietly says, "I just want to know where she got those."
You get a small plush banana wearing a tiny monocle from inside your fruit basket.
You give a small plush banana wearing a tiny monocle a smooch.
You giggle at Emyrose.
You lower the banana and place it on the ground at your feet.
You beam!
You clear your throat.
You adjust your mango costume.
Nilme quietly says to Useff, "It has a monocle."
Nilme gazes at you.
You formally say, "Please allow me to present... 'It Takes Two to Mango: Dating Advice for Fruit Pun Enthusiasts and Everyone Else Also'."
Emyrose blinks at you.
Senthic sits down on the bookcase.
Vixonia raises her voice in merry laughter.
Tiarmo falls over.
Tiarmo gazes upward.
Useff rubs his hands together.
(Allye totters to the center of the area, her brightly colored oblong costume wobbling around her figure awkwardly. She turns to face the gathered crowd and raises her voice to sing, unaccompanied and unexpectedly loudly.)
Stelling chuckles at you!
Saslisena cocks her head.
Vixonia winces.
You sing in a soprano voice:
"The ideal greeting when you face someone new
Absolutely must be, 'Berry nice to meet you.'
Imagine then the sweet rush of good feeling
If they respond, 'You too, you're just so a-peel-ing!'"
Emyrose laughs softly, trying to hide her amusement.
Useff appears to be trying hard not to grin.
Tiarmo groans.
Tiarmo covers his eyes with his hand.
Vixonia beams at you! What a warm feeling!
Emyrose pats Tiarmo on the back.
Senthic bursts out in laughter, snorting milkshake through his nose.
Stelling snickers.
Senthic winces.
(Allye performs a brief pantomime of the hypothetical scene as she sings, giving a quick bobbing curtsy that knocks her knees against the interior of her costume in one moment and then dashing to the opposite side to lean forward and kiss an imagined, outstretched hand.)
Nilme grins at you.
Senthic rubs his nose.
Chuckling at your eagerness to learn, Stelling proceeds to show you some details of Small Edged that you immediately grasp.
(Allye swings back into her starting position with a swift turn, bringing her hand up to demurely shield her mouth and blushing shyly at the air where her supposed suitor stands.)
Senthic appears to be trying hard not to grin.
(Allye breaks character and throws her hands into the air as she dives into the next verse.)
Tiarmo stretches one arm along his side and props up his head with the other hand.
Senthic snickers.
You sing in a soprano voice:
"Okay, c'mon, listen to the words that I'm tellin'!
If when you tell your guy he's one in a melon,
He doesn't respond with, 'Orange you sweet?'
You gotta kick that lemon right onto the street!"
Senthic laughs!
Senthic covers his mouth with his hand.
Nilme grins at you.
Emyrose blinks at you.
Tiarmo snorts, loudly.
As if spurred on by some wild energy, you flail your arms around and twitch violently in a mockery of dance.
Emyrose glances at Tiarmo.
Vixonia is giggling at you.
Senthic blinks.
Stelling pats Senthic on the back.
Nilme gazes at you.
You vehemently sing in a soprano voice:
"Yes, love's complex, but there's one sure thing that I know:
If he doesn't make fruit puns, you gotta let the man-go!"
Senthic groans.
Nilme appears to be trying hard not to grin.
Emyrose laughs with delight, her eyes full of merriment.
Senthic snickers.
You turn in a circle, shaking your behind and your tail right along with it while you wave your arms overhead.
Vixonia flashes a quick grin.
Saslisena rubs her head.
Tiarmo quietly asks, "Dergati's lacy knickers, there's more verses?"
Nilme grins at you.
You sing in a soprano voice:
"But perhaps love grows with every moment you share,
And you'll soon decide that you make a perfect pear.
So hold your breath and try not to melt into a puddle
When he takes your hand and says, 'Dear, let's avo-cuddle.'"
Tiarmo sobs.
Senthic laughs!
Stelling chuckles at you!
Emyrose rubs Tiarmo's back.
Nilme raises her voice in merry laughter.
You swoon, your body falling to the ground in an ungracious, though quite dramatic, heap.
You roll around on the ground.
Senthic blinks.
You flop over!
Vixonia winces.
You stretch one arm along your side and prop up your head with the other hand.
Vixonia says, "Ok... that one was bad!! Hehe."
You sing in a soprano voice:
"If you find yourselves in that quiet moment for two,
And you whisper to him, 'I'm so grape-ful for you,'
He better not falter, he'd best not break down and cry.
No! 'I cherry-ish you too,' is what he must reply."
Senthic cackles!
Tiarmo says to Emyrose, "If I -ever- ask you to avo-cuddle, please call for a priestess or two."
Nilme appears to be trying hard not to grin.
Vixonia giggles.
You leap to your feet!
Senthic says, "These are top-shelf puns."
Senthic looks at you and jots down some notes.
Emyrose asks Tiarmo, "Would you prefer to be told 'orange you sweet'?"
Nilme nods to Senthic.
(Allye leaps to her feet as she shouts the final line of the verse, seeming quite adamant despite a near stumble as she trips over the bottom of her costume.)
Tiarmo says to Emyrose, "I know where you sleep."
You plant your feet firmly into the ground, widen your stance, and raise your fist in a boastful challenge!
Emyrose snickers.
You zealously sing in a soprano voice:
"Yes, love's complex, but there's one sure thing that I know:
If he doesn't make fruit puns, you gotta let the man-go!"
Stelling applauds.
Nilme gazes at you.
Emyrose laughs!
Emyrose looks at you and applauds!
Useff's lips turn up in a wide, ear-to-ear grin at you.
Raising his Elven frostwynne to you, Stelling gives you a toast. Cheers!
Vixonia lets out a loud "Huzzah!" for you!
Tiarmo sits up.
Useff says, "Oh yeah."
Nilme looks at you and lets out a hearty cheer on your behalf!
Useff looks at you and applauds!
Tiarmo gazes at you.
Raising her Bardic blue wine to you, Nilme gives you a toast. Cheers!
(Allye leaps high into the air in a dazzling spin, stumbling only slightly as she lands.)
Senthic looks at you and lets out a hearty cheer on your behalf!
You give an awkward curtsy, nearly falling!