Vincenze

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You see Vincenze Violent, an Elf.
A holy aura of benevolence emanates from Vincenze, illuminating his countenance brightly.
Vincenze has pointed ears and sullenly glowing blood-hued eyes. His white hair is long and fine, and is worn arranged in pigtails. He has tanned skin.
He appears to be young.
He has a large, thick, bristling mustache on his upper lip and a long fuzzy beard.
A shadowy orb rippling with silver arcs of light hovers like a will-o-wisp, following him diligently.

Affiliation:

Active member of the Magen Road Lords Magen Road Lords[1]

Hobbies:

  • Soul Stealing
  • Skull Vaping
  • Face Removal</lie>

Noteworthy Characteristics:

  • Handsome
  • Charming
  • Debonaire
  • Humble

    Achievements:

    • No one's slick as Vincenze
    • No one's quick as Vincenze
    • No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Vincenze
    • There's no man in town half as manly
    • Perfect, a pure paragon
    • No one's been like Vincenze, A king pin like Vincenze
    • No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Vincenze
    • As a specimen, yes, he's intimidating
    • No one fights like Vincenze
    • Douses lights like Vincenze
    • In a wrestling match nobody bites like Vincenze
    • For there's no one as burly and brawny
    • As you see he's got biceps to spare
    • Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny
    • And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with hair
    • No one hits like Vincenze
    • Matches wits like Vincenze
    • In a spitting match nobody spits like Vincenze
    • He's espcially good at expectorating
    • He's roughly the size of a barge, from eating five dozen eggs.
    • No one shoots like Vincenze
    • Makes those beauts like Vincenze
    • Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Vincenze
    • He uses antlers in all of his decorating