Nootie
Nootie the Gnome
| Nootie | |
|---|---|
| Status | Active |
| Race | Gnome |
| Gender | Male |
| Guild | Thief |
| Instance | Prime |
- Wanders around town sniffing glue
- Loves petting puppies and other animals
- Is generally creepy
Personal info of Nootie McDoogal
Creep Nootie McDoogal, Stalker of Ilithi, a Gnome.
You have a pair of mottled goose turd-hued turtleplait rimmed goggles over beady crystal blue eyes. Your honey hair is short and thick, and is worn in a mop of unruly cowlicks. You have rosy skin and a scrawny build.
You are tiny for a Gnome.
You are distinguished.
You have an untidy mustache and a full, unkempt beard matted with bits of dried food and grossly unidentifiable debris.
Your forearm has a tattoo of a black-masked raccoon peeking out mischievously from inside a hollow log.
You were born on the 9th day of the 2nd month of Ka'len the Sea Drake in the year of the Bronze Wyvern, 309 years after the victory of Lanival the Redeemer. Age: 139
Nootie's attire
a plump river rat, a village idiot's dunce hat crafted from an old newspaper, a sprig of mistletoe, a tiny murder crow charm, a polished pewter badge stamped with "Provincial Idiot", a pair of black suspenders decorated with hand stitched orange pumpkins, a cotton vest embroidered with a plump woman, a stained burlap ratcatcher's bag, a hole-riddled village idiot's pie sack, a giant silk banana slung upon an embroidered shoulder strap, a toy goblin knapsack crafted from warty green leather, a dirty hermit's shirt woven from goat hair, a very small suit of ringmail made of black leather and shining steel loops, a flask carved from a single huge absinthe emerald, some supple leather gloves tooled with the imprint of a knife, a marred goblin-bone band, a lockpick ring, a fine linen pillowcase colorfully embroidered with the crest of Taelbert's Inn, a purple gem pouch, a silver belt knife with a raccoon-engraved hilt, a coarse burlap sack, some slouched knee pants with skull and crossbone patterned patches and some grey fuzzy bunny slippers with pink noses.