Nootie
| Nootie | |
|---|---|
| Status | Active |
| Race | Gnome |
| Gender | Male |
| Guild | Thief |
| Instance | Prime |
Nootie the Gnome
- Wanders around town sniffing glue
- Loves petting puppies and other animals
- Is generally creepy
- Wishes he was a raccoon
Personal info of Nootie McDoogal
Creep Nootie McDoogal, Stalker of Ilithi, a Gnome.
You have a pair of mottled goose turd-hued turtleplait rimmed goggles over beady crystal blue eyes. Your platinum hair is short and thick, and is worn in a mop of unruly cowlicks. You have rosy skin and a scrawny build.
You are tiny for a Gnome.
You are distinguished.
You have an untidy mustache and a full, unkempt beard matted with bits of dried food and grossly unidentifiable debris.
Your forearm has a tattoo of a black-masked raccoon peeking out mischievously from inside a hollow log.
You were born on the 9th day of the 2nd month of Ka'len the Sea Drake in the year of the Bronze Wyvern, 309 years after the victory of Lanival the Redeemer.
Nootie's attire
a plump river rat, a village idiot's dunce hat crafted from an old newspaper, a sprig of mistletoe, a polished pewter badge stamped with "Provincial Idiot", a cotton vest embroidered with a plump woman, a stained burlap ratcatcher's bag, a hole-riddled village idiot's pie sack, a giant silk banana slung upon an embroidered shoulder strap, a dirty hermit's shirt woven from goat hair, a flask carved from a single huge absinthe emerald, a burnt orange gem pouch clasped with an autumn jasper leaf, a fine linen pillowcase colorfully embroidered with the crest of Taelbert's Inn, a lockpick ring, a brown burlap pouch covered with dried wood glue, a silver belt knife with a raccoon-engraved hilt, some baggy black trousers with a crookedly-embroidered leather patch at the knee, a small tooled leather thigh bag and some fuzzy black slippers with stuffed toy rat heads.
Nootie Fan Club
"Inside us all is a little Nootie, looking for a more pungent glue." - A very wise paladin
