Item:Jester's diacan drinking goblet inlaid with a mocking moonsilver visage

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jester's diacan drinking goblet inlaid with a mocking moonsilver visage
Look:	Thick grape vines wrap around the short stem of this chalice, each laden with amethyst grapes. As light from the softly glowing moonsilver plays across the grapes, they cast a merlot-tinged iridescence back upon the inky black cup.
Weight:	5 stones
Metal:	Unknown
Appraised Cost:	1,937,500 Kronars1,550,000 Lirums <br />1,398,100 Dokoras <br />1,937.5 LTBpoints <br />1,937.5 Tickets <br />1,937.5 Scrips <br />
Properties:	This item is a container or has pockets. This item has more than normal or unusual verbs.
Dimensions:	2 length x 1 width x 1 height
Capacity:	2 length x 1 width x 1 height (20 stones)
Sources:	Source is Oversized beer stein with a whiskey-hued leather handle

When you DRINK from it, it yells.

As you lift your drinking goblet to take a drink, the goblet begins to bleat a soft "Baaa baa baa baa baa..."
As you lift your drinking goblet to take a drink, the goblet begins to hoot shrilly like a monkey.
As you lift your drinking goblet to take a drink, the goblet begins to shout, "QUICK!!! Someone get pillows! Uzmam is drinking. Uzmam will soon be stumbling around like an inebriated INKHORNE! QUICK! Pillows, mattresses, piles of flea-ridden rags, she won't be particular!"
As you lift your drinking goblet to take a drink, the goblet croons out a low "Mooooooooooooooooo..."
As you lift your drinking goblet to take a drink, the goblet lets out a resounding *SNORT*! Quite a good impression of a hog for a goblet.
As you lift your drinking goblet to take a drink, the goblet lets out a sound like a thunder ram in heat.
As you take a long swig from your drinking goblet, you suddenly feel your legs double-up beneath you and next thing you know, the floor is shaking hands with your face. You hear a derisive snort from your goblet as it croons, "See! Uzmam is drunk! Can't stand up! Naw naw na naw naw! Drunkard here! Constable!!!"
As you take a long, draught from your drinking goblet, the goblet suddenly yells out,

"She is DRINKING!!!! Uzmam is drinking everyone! Uzmam is gonna get DRUUUUUUNK!"

As you take a long, refreshing drink from your drinking goblet, it suddenly begins to emit a wheedling, nasal and very penetrating voice, singing, "Druuuuuuuuuunk, drunk drunk drunk, druuuuuunk..."
As you take a long, refreshing drink from your drinking goblet, the goblet suddenly begins to sing in a nasal, penetrating voice,

"Ooooooohhhhh, roses are red, ah cha cha,

And you know those violets, they aaaaare so blue, so blue,

Oh momma, you know Uzmam is a drunk, ah cha cha,

Yes, one of the soused, the stumbling, the few! Yiiee yii yii!"

As you tip your drinking goblet up for a drink, the vessel suddenly erupts into a cacophony of barnyard screeches, squawks, hoots and whinies!
While calmly drinking from your drinking goblet, the danged thing suddenly blurts out a loud "PPppPbPbPbbpbpbtttt!", causing you to dribble liquid down your chin in surprise.
You take a nice long drink from your drinking goblet.
Your drinking goblet bursts into a loud wolf-whistle as you tip it up to take a drink from it.
Your drinking goblet makes a series of rude gurgling noises as you try to innocently take a drink from its contents.

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